Hooters nemesis Twin Peaks found itself under attack early Thursday morning, when a pair of burglars attempted to steal several televisions from the popular breastaurant and local cultural institution.
Responding to a security alarm just before 3 a.m., law enforcement arrived at the restaurant's Kirby location to find two plasma screen televisions sitting by a side door.
"The two male suspects were scared away by the police cars and fled the foot," Jodi Silva with the Houston Police Department tells CultureMap.
"According the incident report, officers caught them quickly. One of the men just got tired of running. He actually needed help standing up when he was apprehended."
Both suspects have been charged with burglary of a business and remain in police custody.
While the restaurant's general manager was unable to be reached for comment, it appears as if the televisions suffered little to no damage whatsoever.
No word yet if the out-of-shape Twin Peaks thieves were affiliated with a rival eatery.