They crazy
Your daily dubious ranking from the Daily Beast: Like we're not cray cray
The Daily Beast has another ranking of America's most populated metropolises — this time in order from the most to least cray cray, with Houston at a low No. 49 of 57. Are you kidding me?
It's not so much that we're vying for the title of Most Insane, but that we hate being beaten at anything by Dallas.
The most and least "crazy" cities, Cincinatti and Salt Lake City, respectively, are an easy indicator of the somewhat dubitable methodology Daily Beast likes to employ. Have they seen SLC Punk!? The blog's criteria were psychiatrists per capita, stress level, eccentricity and heavy drinking.
Houston is beat out in the crazy rankings by San Antonio at No. 9, Austin at No. 12 (the capital tied at No. 1 in the heavy-drinking category, while New Orleans ranks an incredulous No. 49 in drinking), and Dallas at No. 38.
We think they must not have spent any quality time in our crazy, quirky hometown — the best citation of eccentricity they could come up with was our "Garage Mahal" Art Car Museum. While certainly idiosyncratic, we think we could've scored much higher on the eccentricity scale. The president heads off I-10, The Orange Show, the beer can house, the utter lack of zoning laws, and our funeral museum all immediately come to mind.
Isn't the definition of "crazy" doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?
We think the fact that we're still building underground garages should make us a shoo-in.