Hawking everything from Ford trucks to Papa John's Pizza, J.J. Watt appears as smooth as H-E-B guacamole in the TV commercials that are supplementing his six-year, $100 million salary with the Houston Texans. But behind the scenes, the hulking defensive lineman isn't quite so Oscar-ready.
The release of bloopers from his most recent H-E-B commercial shoots reveals that this guy ain't no Bradley Cooper. In fact, the out-takes are more Hard Knocks than Peter Pan with the four-letter words bleeped just enough to prevent a PG-13 rating.
Watt and H-E-B honcho Scott McClelland have their fun in front of the camera and with their bloopers as they struggle with script and run amok with their own improv. As in "I'm NOT talking like a gnome!" — Watt.
Check out the video and let us know if you think this duo is ready for prime time.