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    These are the 15 best things to do in Houston this weekend

    Craig D. Lindsey
    Aug 14, 2024 | 6:30 pm

    This weekend is loaded with concerts, that we don’t have room for them in the main column. Briefly, in addition to the ones we included, all of the following artists are also performing: Snow Tha Product, PJ Morton, Wallows, Eden Munoz, and Deep Purple. Whew.

    In addition to concerts, we also have movie screenings, new stage productions, butterfly walks, and a rescheduled 713 Day party with Paul Wall. To quote Dave Chappelle as Rick James, enjoy yourself!

    Read on for this weekend’s best bets.

    Thursday, August 15

    HITS Theatre presents A New Brain
    A New Brain is an energetic, sardonic, often comical musical about a composer during a medical emergency. Gordon collapses and awakes in the hospital. Reluctantly, he had been composing a song for a children’s television show that features a frog. The specter of this large green character and the unfinished work haunts him throughout this ordeal. What was thought to be a tumor turns out to be something more operable, and Gordon recovers, grateful for a chance to compose the songs he yearns to produce. 7:pm (2 & 7 pm Sunday).

    Friends of River Oaks Theatre presents Hundreds of Beavers
    The Friends of River Oaks Theatre brings you the Houston premiere of Hundreds of Beavers for one night only, with two showtimes. In this 19th century supernatural winter epic, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become the greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers. Shot over two years for $150k in the Wisconsin wilderness, the cult fave is a true original of lo-fi surrealism, with influences ranging from Chuck Jones and Tex Avery cartoons to Guy Maddin and The Legend of Zelda. 7 & 9:15 pm.

    Rooftop Cinema Club Uptown presents American Pie
    Rooftop Cinema invites you to the party of the year with an American Pie theme. Get ready to relive the iconic moments of this classic ‘90s film on the big screen in an unforgettable setting. Join Jim, Kevin, Oz, and Finch as they navigate their senior year with one goal in mind: to “score” before prom night. Put on your best ‘90s gear, gather your crew, and come enjoy this film, followed by an epic party. Enjoy a night filled with trivia, a band camp contest, iconic party games like flip cup, themed drinks (in red Solo cups of course), prizes, and music. 7:45 pm.

    Friday, August 16

    Barry Manilow in concert
    [Update: Barry Manilow has contracted Covid. The concert has been rescheduled for Wednesday, August 28.] Y’all can hate on Barry Manilow all you want for being cheesy, but dude was churning out those pop hits back in the day. We’re talking “Copacabana,” “I Write the Songs,” “Mandy,” and “Could It Be Magic.” We even dug the song he did for that Goldie Hawn-Chevy Chase movie. He has released 31 studio albums in his career, including his latest, Night Songs II, in 2020. If you’re a proud fan of his work, Bette Midler’s favorite piano man will be performing at Smart Financial Centre at Sugar Land this weekend. 7 pm.

    Improv Houston presents Dusty Slay
    Dusty Slay's observational comedy and eternally optimistic outlook is peppered with ironies: growing up poor, a love for both hard-core country and classic rock, a career history peppered with jobs like waiting tables and selling pesticides, and what counts as fashion-forward thinking in his world. The trucker hat, long hair and mustache, flannel shirt and oversized glasses aren’t affectations to cultivate a stage persona as the B-side of a 1970-something Bob Seger single — it’s just Slay. 7:30 & 9:45 pm Friday (7 & 9:30 pm Saturday; 7:30 pm Sunday).

    Dirt Dogs Unleashed presents Frenzy
    [Update: This production has been canceled due to logistical constraints stemming from Hurricane Beryl.] Dirt Dogs Unleashed presents Frenzy, a new play by John Hawthorne Smith, directed by Trevor B. Cone. Rebecca has everything prepared for the multimillion-dollar acquisition of her sister’s tech firm. But when a mysterious crowd begins to gather outside the building and a cellphone video quickly goes viral, the deal and Rebecca’s very life are suddenly in jeopardy. In an age where everything is available online, can one person protect herself from an internet mob? Through Saturday, August 24. 8 pm (2 pm Sunday).

    Kings of Leon in concert
    Once dubbed the Southern Strokes for their countrified version of the NYC band’s garage rock sound, Kings of Leon have grown into heavier rock act that took off with the 2008 hit album, Only by the Night and its the ubiquitous single, “Sex on Fire.” After a hiatus, the Followills are back with this year’s regarded Can We Please Have Fun.Phantogram, the excellent genre mixologist duo will open. 8 pm

    The Roots in concert
    While Juvenile will be here representing for the ‘99 and the 2000, we’re more psyched that The Roots will be back in Houston as part of their Hip-Hop Is The LOML Tour. We still remember when they did that clogged-as-hell show at Club Waxx 25 years ago. When the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon house band performs at 713 Music Hall this weekend, things will hopefully be roomier. They'll be joined by Digable Planets. 8 pm.

    Saturday, August 17

    Buffalo Bayou Partnership presents Butterfly Walks
    Buffalo Bayou Partnership will present a series of nature walks exploring butterflies, this year’s summer species. Visitors can learn about local butterfly species, life cycle, and habitat on this discovery tour of Buffalo Bayou with Nancy Greig, former director of the Cockrell Butterfly Center. An avid natural historian “jack of all trades,” she has a particular interest in native plants and insects. Guests can meet at Jackson Hill Bridge (on the Allen Parkway side), just east of Flora Restaurant. Walking tours are 90 minutes and cover approximately three miles. 9 am.

    Cactus Music presents Fontaines D.C. Romance Listening Party
    Irish indie rock sensation Fontaines D.C. returns with their new album Romance, out on Friday, August 23. Recorded shortly after their tour supporting Arctic Monkeys, it seizes on the momentum of 2022's Skinty Fia, which firmly established them as one of today's most exciting rock bands. Roll up to Cactus this weekend to be among the first to hear their highly anticipated album. As always, Saint Arnold Brewing will provide refreshments. 1 pm.

    The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston presents Aurora Picture Show Summer Filmmaking Camp World Premiere
    Walk the red carpet for Aurora’s annual Summer Filmmaking Camp World Premieres event, where young filmmakers’ visions come to life on the screen. This screening showcases a wide range of creative short films made by Houston kids and teens (ages 7–15) through Aurora’s summer youth education program. Admission is free and seating is available on a first-come, first-served basis. 1 pm.

    Santana and Counting Crows in concert
    Here is an interesting combination that’ll be coming to town, ready to hit audiences with tasty rock grooves. Iconic, Grammy-winning guitarist Carlos Santana and ‘90s rock band Counting Crows will co-headline the Oneness Tour. Santana will perform songs from his 50-year career, including a celebration of the 25th anniversary of Supernatural. Counting Crows will perform their hits, including music off their most recent project, Butter Miracle, Suite One. 7 pm.

    Sunday, August 18

    Flying Saucer Draught Emporium presents 24th Anniversary Celebration
    Flying Saucer Draught Emporium celebrates 24 years in downtown Houston with an epic blowout. Guests are invited to wear their favorite ‘80s attire and take the stage for a karaoke showdown. Marking the milestone for the craft beer pioneer, Flying Saucer will tap several exclusive brews from Prairie, Other Half, Jester King, New Belgium, and more, in addition to cocktail specials. Noon.

    Home Run Dugout presents 713 Day with Paul Wall and Lil Keke
    Due to Hurricane Beryl's impact on Houston, Home Run Dugout rescheduled its 713 Day concert with the zaddylicious Paul Wall and Lil Keke for this weekend. But it won’t be just a concert featuring Wall, Keke and other Houston artists; a car meet will also go down on the premises. Personally, we’re hoping that Wall will be there serving unlimited glasses of Paul Masson Ice, a new beverage that he co-created with Paul Masson Brandy. We suspect that, after a couple sips, we’ll be talking like Orson Welles. 3 pm.

    Ferragosto Pizza and Movie Night: Strangeness (La stranezza)
    The Italian Cultural & Community Center of Houston invites the public to its annual Ferragosto Pizza and Movie Night at the historic Milford House. This year, ICCC Houston will screen Strangeness (La stranezza), starring Italian actor Toni Servillo (The Great Beauty) as Nobel-prize winning playwright Luigi Pirandello. Set in 1920s Sicily, this irreverent dramedy reimagines the inspiration behind Pirandello's absurdist masterpiece Six Characters in Search of an Author. Following the movie, pizza from Piola Midtown and drinks will be served. 5:30 pm.


    Kings of Leon
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    Kings of Leon perform at Toyota Center on Friday.

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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