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    Here are the top 15 things to do in Houston this weekend

    Craig D. Lindsey
    Mar 6, 2024 | 6:31 pm

    Spring Break has sprung, which means a fair number of Houstonians are heading out of town. Those of us who remain will undoubtedly turn our attention to the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo, where Luke Bryan, Major Lazer, Lainey Wilson, and attendance record holder Los Tigres Del Norte will all take the star-shaped stage.

    This weekend offers plenty of other entertainment opportunities. Sushi loves have a chance to meet the man who created pioneering dishes like miso-glazed cod and hamachi and jalapeno sashimi. Dinosaurs are roaming the grounds of Katy Mills. Down in Sugar Land, the Champions of Magic will dazzle people with their performances.

    Enjoy; here are your best bets for the weekend.

    Thursday, March 7

    Taste of Nobu Houston hosted by Chef Nobu Matsuhisa
    Nobu Houston will welcome acclaimed chef and restaurateur Nobu Matsuhisa back to its location in the Galleria for an evening to remember. Guests can indulge in a culinary journey with signature canapes, live chef stations, and hand-crafted cocktails made with Nobu’s Qui Tequila, all while having a chance to meet the pioneering Japanese chef. Tickets ($250 a pop!) include food and drinks for the evening. The event is 21+ only and tickets are non-refundable. 6:30 pm.

    The Hobby Center for the Performing Arts presents Beyond Broadway: Alan Cumming Is Not Acting His Age
    In Alan Cumming Is Not Acting His Age, Alan Cumming – star of stage, screen and however you watch TV now – covers all the bases: sex, death, and bacchanalia, with a set list as eclectic as the man himself. Songs from Cabaret authors Kander and Ebb blend with contemporary favorites and even a self-penned paean against plastic surgery. He also discusses the effects of gravity, the time the mum from The Brady Bunch punched him, and what his dog taught him about the quality of life. 7 pm.

    Performing Arts Houston presents Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater
    When Alvin Ailey and a small group of African American dancers took the stage in 1958 at New York City’s 92nd Street Y, the engagement was for one night only, but it turned out to be the start of a new era in the arts. Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater continues its reign as an American “cultural ambassador to the world,” having performed live for an estimated 25 million people in 48 states, 71 countries, and six continents. The gifted and gorgeous Ailey dancers infuse energy and emotion to classics and new works alike. 7:30 pm (2 & 7 pm Saturday).

    Friday, March 8

    City Place presents Threads of Time: Sewn Through Generations
    Through the lens of fashion, the unique exhibit, curated by City Place resident Denise Zimmermann, PhD, spotlights the perspective of five women representing five generations. Each participant was given the same dress to reinterpret, based on her perspective of the corresponding generation. To accompany the fascinating results, an accompanying commentary will describe the strengths, struggles, celebrations, and restrictions each felt their generations were confronted with and were able to overcome. Through Thursday, March 21. 8 am.

    Jurassic World: The Exhibition
    Jurassic World: The Exhibition is a family-friendly exhibit of massive proportions based on one of the biggest blockbuster franchises in cinema history. Visitors walk through the iconic Jurassic World gate, where they will explore richly themed environments inspired by the films, coming face-to-face with life-sized dinosaurs such as the towering Brachiosaurus, Velociraptors including Blue, and the most fearsome of all, the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. Through Tuesday, October 29. 9 am.

    Funbox: The World's Biggest Bounce Park
    It’s time to get your bounce on, y’all. Funbox is a unique entertainment and amusement experience consisting of 25,000 square feet of inflatable fun. Designed with a kid-first, social media-second approach, it is filled with 10 play zones, including the Tumble Temple, Marshmallow Mountain, Gumball’s Gallop, and an obstacle course. It’s fun for adults too, with tons of photo ops! Admission is good for an 80-minute session. 5 pm (10:30 Saturday and Sunday).

    Art Factory presents Stranger Sings!: The Parody Musical
    Art Factory introduces a side-splitting rendition of the hit Netflix series Stranger Things, bringing its comically upside-down perspective center stage and embracing the nostalgic glory of the 1980s. Embark on an evening filled with the escapades of Mike, Eleven, Lucas, Dustin, and the entire Hawkins crew. Experience a night of adventure, thrills, teenage turmoil, synth beats, questionable parenting, intricate love triangles, low-budget effects, dance-worthy monsters, and who knows, perhaps (finally) some justice for Barb. 8 pm (5 pm Sunday).

    Saturday, March 9

    Lagoonfest Texas Spring Break Party
    Are you ready to dive into your Spring Break and beat the Texas heat? Well, Lagoonfest Texas is open for business for 2024 Spring Break. From all the water sports you can imagine, including a brand new Flowrider, to relaxing on the lagoonside with a drink, Texas City is the place to be. Guests will be able to enjoy all the lagoon has to offer, including food, drinks, and live entertainment, all Spring Break long. Through Sunday, March 17. 10 am.

    KevOnStage & That Chick Angel: Here’s The Thing
    We’re big fans of KevOnStage, the El Paso-born comedian and content creator who has his own streaming service full of funny, called KevOnStage Studios. This weekend, KevOnStage and singer/comedienne/KevOnStage Studios regular That Chick Angel will present a live version of their comedy podcast, Here's the Thing. This isn't them sitting on stools and talking; this is an extravaganza, a live comedy show with a little podcast. 7:30 pm.

    Biennial 2024 Opening Night Party
    Join FotoFest to celebrate the grand opening of the Biennial 2024 central exhibition, Critical Geography. Meet the artists, curator, and team behind the Biennial, and immerse yourself in a vibrant atmosphere filled with creativity, music, and refreshments. It will be held at Silver Street Studios, with remarks by FotoFest executive director and Biennial curator Steven Evans. Free parking is available for Biennial guests. A limited run of totes and t-shirts featuring the Biennial 2024 Critical Geography logo will be available for purchase. 8 pm.

    Michele Brangwen Dance & Music Ensemble presents Faces of Sun and Wind
    Faces of Sun and Wind is a new work from the Michele Brangwen Dance & Music Ensemble that explores the power of one person linking their energy to another, as in a microgrid set up to deliver renewable energy to a community that has united to generate it. The program will include UNENDING, a work inspired by the music of John Coltrane, with choreography by Michele Brangwen, music by Grammy-nominated composer & trumpeter Tim Hagans, and movement and music created in the moment by all performers. 8 pm (7 pm Sunday).

    Sunday, March 10

    Jurassic World: The Exhibition
    Photo courtesy 2021 Universal Studios and Amblin Entertainment, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

    Jurassic World: The Exhibition debuts at Katy Mills.

    The Orange Show presents Spring 2024 Eyeopener
    For more than four decades, the Orange Show's Eyeopener Tours have provided opportunities for participants to see, learn, and interact with visionary artists and art environments across the world. Guests will travel around Houston by bus with the Orange Show, visiting a series of artist homes and studios, learning about their lives, crafts, and inspirations. Lunch, snacks, and both alcoholic & non-alcoholic beverages will be provided. 10 am.

    Calle Ocho Festival
    Washington Avenue restaurant Buena Vista Cuban Café pays homage to the iconic Miami festival with this all-day affair. Enjoy a traditional Cuban pig roast, while shopping with market vendors and watching dance performances. Raffles and giveaways offer prizes that include art, meals, swag, and more. 12 pm.

    14 Pews Academy Awards Viewing Party
    Watch the 96th annual Oscars on the big screen, as part of 14 Pews’ Academy Awards viewing party. Witness the glitz, the glamour, the celebrities sitting in a theater for several hours in layers of makeup and undoubtedly tight clothing! There will be drinks and popcorn, and giveaways throughout the night. Come in style or come as you are, bring your friends and watch this year's festivities. 6 pm.

    Champions of Magic: The Worldwide Wonders Tour
    Champions of Magic comes to Houston as part of the The Worldwide Wonders Tour. The ensemble of premier illusionists includes globally acclaimed artists showcasing awe-inspiring mind-reading feats, mesmerizing up-close magic, and audacious large-scale illusions. These cats astound with interactive illusions of unparalleled brilliance—an escape defying possibility from Houdini’s infamous water torture cell, an unfathomable prediction that defies belief, levitation high above the stage, and a grand finale that transcends explanation. 7 pm.

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    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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