Take a pizza my heart, now baby
Other songs Herman Cain *should* have sung about pizza: An achievement incrowdsourcing
If you don't live, work and breathe on the Internet, there's a chance you missed the above video of former Godfathers pizza chairman and current GOP contender Herman Cain singing a song about pizza and bastardizing The Beatles in the process.
It's admittedly silly and gave everyone a good laugh, but the real reward came when Twitter (props to locals @JCGorczynski, @stevemart and others) took to the web to offer up other songs Cain could have — and should have — dedicated to pizza. Below are some of our favorites:
Papa Roach's "Last Resort" — Cut my life into pizzas/ This is my last resort/ Suffocation/ No breathing/ Don't give a fuck if it's not pizza I'm eating
Janis Joplin's "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart" — Come on and take it/ Take another little pizza apart now, baby/ Break it/ Break another little pizza apart I know you will
The Wreckers' "Leave the Pieces" — There's nothing you can do or say/ You're gonna break my heart anyway/ So just leave the pizzas when you go
Ashlee Simpson's "Pieces of Me" — It's as if you know me better than I ever knew myself/ I love how you can tell/ All the pizzas, pizzas, pizza's for me/ All the pizzas, pizzas, pizza's for me
Elvis Costello's "Peace, Love and Understanding" — And each time I feel like this inside/ There's one thing I wanna know/ What's so funny 'bout pizza, love and understanding?
And our personal favorite, a collaboration with @KyleJack:
Carly Simon's "You're so Vain" — I had some dreams/ they were cheese on my pizza, cheese on my pizza/ You're so Cain, you probably think this song is about pizza
Do you have any pizza-infused lyrics to contribute to our growing catalogue? Expand on our list in the comments.


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