My sister's muse.

That sprout to the left is my sister! Also pictured are Julianne Maddox, whosuggested Audrey, and Zac Stayton.

Little sis in action

Corpse Flower Lois wasn't expecting a little sister to roll into town.

My infant sibling.

The Basel Botanical Gardens in Basel, Switzerland (That's me, bitches!)

That's... not me.

Ohio State University's corpse flower.

The Egyptian cobra has nothing on this corpse flower.

My habitual hangout, the Hotel Gansevoort

Indeed, I'm on a first name basis with all of the plants in the MoMA sculpturegarden.

Masa restaurant has a "no cobra" policy.

Um, gross.