Vote for moi
It's election time: Put this diva into the CulturePoll Hall of Fame
I'm back, bitches.
For those who are interested, I've been hibernating at the Houston Museum of Natural Science greenpenthouse. I treated myself to a couture-themed Christmas, which included an Hermès snuggie and custom LV root cover-all (contrary to rumors, I did not have my tuber bedazzled for New Year's Eve). You'll all be happy to know that Diego and I are back on speaking terms and we're in talks of opening a chef-driven raw food restaurant in the former location of Chances.
FYI, my New Year's resolutions include:
- Make nice with the ferns in the greenhouse.
- Oust Audrey.
- Stop dating horticulturists.
- Get Stink-O-Meter plated in gold.
- Bloom anew.
But enough about me — I want to talk about you and your responsibility to vote in the current CulturePoll for yours truly.
Allow me to clarify I don't appreciate the label of "fake Twitter account" — I'm not Heidi Montag's boobs or Ted Danson's hair — but nevertheless, I'm not one to forego the spotlight. Sure, I was bloomshy for a few days, but when it comes to winning, I'm all in.
To all of my fans: Don't disappoint me. You know how I get hormonal. Or at the very least, bring me an espresso.