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Warm romps await: The Snuggie finally gets its kama sutra
The perils of sexual intercourse are manifold: glimpses of your partner's body, tangled blankets, shivers (and the subsequent shrinkage). Look to the Snuggie to solve all of your coitus conundrums.
There's a new book that details all of the naughty ways the Snuggie can be sexed-up entitled Snuggie Sutra.
The Snuggie Sutra is like the Kama Sutra, only for Snuggies. The volume features 100 positions with full illustrations, meaning that a low level of literacy is required. The visual compendium of pleasurable sex positions maps out such enticing exercises as "The Parachute," "The Cuddly Puppy" and "The Mel Gibson."
Authors Lex Friedman and Megan Morrison warn that the arch nemesis of the Snuggie, the Slanket, is incompatible with the book ... "unless you regularly drink RC Cola and intend to use supermarket-brand condoms." Friedman and Morrison originally launched the concept as a website in May 2009, and are now publishing their tome through St. Martin's Press.
Hitting the bookshelves Tuesday, Snuggie Sutra comes recommended "passionately" by Publishers Weekly. The release will be accompanied by Snuggie bar crawls — the typical prelude to a Snuggie swingers party back at the manse. And with the upcoming fall dip in temperatures, the Snuggie Sutra couldn't be more timely.
Note: the Snuggie Sutra is not to be confused with the Snookie Sutra, a book that has yet to be proposed (but we're eagerly anticipating it like a Snuggie anticipates bodily fluids).