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    Diary of an aspiring filmmaker

    Badass Director Syndrome: When life's good and the party's better

    Ford Gunter
    Dec 5, 2010 | 2:37 am
    • OK, so we're not exactly Matt Damon & Ben Affleck. That doesn't mean you can'tparty well at a film festival.
    • The Stitched crew interviews one of the international quilters at the Houstonshow, one of the largest annual conventions held in Houston.
    • When you have the same Guest Artist badge as John Turturro, life is good.
    • Alex Luster documents the mixing of wheat paste with artists DUAL and Eyesore
    • Producer Nancy Sarnoff and cameraman Tom Gandy interview Sharon Schamber, one ofthe winners at the International Quilt Festival held at the George R BrownConvention Center.
    • The Stitched crew shoots an interview in front of one of the quilts featured inStitched.
    • Alex Luster and street artist DUAL walk to the streets of downtown as he looksfor his next spot.
    • Director Jena Moreno and cameraman Tom Gandy interview Houston Mayor AnniseParker in front of one of the winning quilts at the International Quilt Festivalin November.

    Editor's note: Ford Gunter quit his full-time journalism job in Houston to make a movie with his childhood buddy/co-director/business partner Carlton Ahrens. This is part six of his account of chasing the dream with Art Car: The Movie.

    When the invitation to participate in the Cinema Arts Festival Houston came, my co-director and I were excited to be asked but didn't think much of it. The ego boost only came later, after the City Hall Visitor's Center theater was standing room only for the screenings of segments from Art Car: The Movie, Stitched and Stick 'Em Up.

    Like my dog's belly after knocking down 18 tamales over Thanksgiving (husks too), the egos only swelled as the week wore on and we realized that beneath the marquee names of John Turturro, Isabella Rossellini and Shirley MacClaine, the festival was chock-full of badasses from just about every walk of film.

    Animator Bill Plympton and documentary filmmaker Alex Gibney, for example. Both gave fascinating talks about their craft, then days later both had projects land on the Academy Awards short list for Best Animated Feature and Best Documentary Feature.

    Then there were cousins Brent and Sam Green, who gave a talk with a handful of musicians (including the drummer from Fugazi) about music in film, then performed "live" versions of their latest films, where the narration and the score was performed live in the theater as the film progressed.

    At this point the egos were bordering on compete self-adulation. I mean, we were a part of this thing too. Guest Artist passes just like the badasses. Had to drink a lot that week. Also had to take a few weeks to come down before taking a stab at my next column.

    And for said column, I thought it time to take a look at the nuts and bolts of this independent film thing, and to do it through my fellow works-in-progress panelists, Jena Moreno and Alex Luster.

    What inspired you to make the film?

    Jena Moreno: After Katrina and Rita, I noticed thousands of quilters descend on Houston for the annual fall quilt show and was suddenly intrigued by a group of people who were so passionate about their craft that they wouldn't let a couple of hurricanes stand in their way.

    Alex Luster: For as long as I can remember, I've been an admirer of visual arts and the ability to tell stories through video. I was introduced to street art through friends in the local graffiti scene. After meeting a few wheat-pasters I was intrigued by the time and effort they put into their work.

    My project started off as a couple of short promo videos for a local art gallery. The videos were intended to drum up attendance at openings for local street artists Give Up and DUAL. The two-minute videos profiled the artists and their artwork. I was left with a desire to know more. From there I set forth to create a short film which quickly turned into a feature-length documentary.

    What's been the most challenging part about making your first feature?

    JM: We have to do everything — marketing on Facebook, editing and booking venues.

    AL: Access has been one the toughest of many challenges. First of all, trust is a big thing in this world of illegal street art. Obviously not too many people know who these artists are and they'd like to keep it that way.

    Second, most artists don't schedule their 'activities,' so as you can imagine there was a lot of spontaneity involved.

    What's been the most rewarding?

    JM: I think the most rewarding thing is to discover the film and quilting community. We've made lifelong friends and got to travel to some fun U.S. cities.

    AL: I'd have to say the unexpected popularity the project has gained in the past year. Not only here in Houston but around the world. We are very excited to have peaked people's interest but at the same time the pressure to finish is mounting. Good problem to have.

    (Note: Alex told me at the Cinema Arts Festival that the success of Exit Through the Gift Shop, the documentary about/by famed street artist Banksy, provided his film an overnight international fan base that has been contacting him steadily about the progress of his film. Gift Shop is also on the Oscar short list for documentaries, despite being widely regarded as at least partly a hoax. Still a kick-ass movie. Kind of have to see it to understand.)

    What has surprised you most about the experience so far?

    JM: I'm most surprised about how many things we can do on our own thanks to technology.

    AL: I knew this was an underground art form, but it's surprising to realize how truly oblivious some people are. Which is something we explore in the film.

    What are your plans for distribution, festivals, DVDs and marketing?

    JM: We plan to screen Stitched at quilting shows, independent cinemas and other venues. And we plan to sell DVDs online and at these quilt festivals. We also hope to market at foreign quilt shows. We will also enter film festivals in Texas and in the states where our featured quilters live.

    AL: We plan to take the film out on a festival tour and also hold screenings across the U.S. and see where that takes us.

    Why should the general public see a movie about quilting or wheat-pasting?

    JM: I think mainstream viewers will be fascinated to learn about this subculture. Any time you have people who are passionate about their art, I think viewers find it interesting. Most of the people we talk to about Stitched know someone who quilts or own a quilt.

    AL: Awareness and the chance to explore and form an opinion of an obscure art form that exists in most cities.

    After these films, what's next for you guys?

    JM: If we consider this documentary a success, we will probably do another one about mariachis. My father was the singer in a mariachi group.

    AL: At the moment, we are focused on finishing the the final edit and gearing up for our Houston viewing in April hosted by Aurora Picture Show.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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