Crazy secrets of the Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries wedding: Who's old, what'snew, what's borrowed and who's blue
So, reality star Kim Kardashian gets married on Saturday. To middle-of-the-road NBA player Kris Humphries. And we hope that she's taking his name, and not the reverse (for branding purposes, of course) or they're going to have to be very careful about monograms indeed.
Although the wedding's not on live TV (we're as surprised as you are that it's only being taped to be shown in a four-hour, two-night special on the E! network in October) we're placing bets on how it all goes down, from what's old and what's new to what's borrowed and who's blue.
What's old — Put-upon patriarch Bruce Jenner. He competed in the 1972 Olympics.
What's new — Kris Jenner's nipped, tucked, lifted and twisted face .
What's borrowed — All the serious bling, outside Kim Kardashian's infamous engagement ring. This is a rhinestone family.
Who's blue — Reggie Bush.
We think not airing the wedding until October is pretty bold considering the already whirlwind nature of the duo's romance. Are Kardashian and Humphries leaving too much time for a potential split?
We hope not, but if so, Kim Kardashian could learn a thing or two about wedding publicity backfire from the nearly married, recently dumped Kristin Cavallari.