How much studs, cross stitching, and metallic accents can one T-shirt take? We're about to find out, as Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has teamed up with New York-based street wear clothing company Dilligaf to create his own clothing line.

(Dilligaf, if you're wondering, stands for "Does it look like I give a fuck," and president Jodi Massry says "Dilligaf's followers and the Sitch are kindred spirits.") Charming.

The line will also offer accessories, but we assume it's the shirts that will be the big sellers. Known more for not wearing clothes than the clothes he wears, we assume each of The Situation's hyper-busy T-shirts will come with a well-placed thumb loop for maximum shirt-lifting efficiency.

Tell us, would you wear the Situation's line in a non-ironic setting?