Kate Gosselin would be a cruel surprise for Bachelorette contenders
There are rumblings that next up on Kate Gosselin's fame-whoring plate (she's gotta feed those kids, ya'll. With a plate full of fame-whoreos and a side of milk) is a competitive dating show.
Amid reports that Gosselin is in talks to be the next Bachelorette, I gotta ask — how early do these contestants start mailing in their audition tapes?
I know we're supposed to buy into the whole "here for love," schpeel, but I'm guessing most of the gents vying to embarrass themselves on The Bachelorette have submitted more than once, to more than one show. And in the interest of casting, I'd be surprised if producers weren't putting the house together long before the Bachelorette herself is inked.
So I'd kill to see the faces of the guys that've signed on to pursue who they assumed would be the formula Bachelorette (next season, assumedly Jake Pavelka's dancer cast-off, Tenley Molzahn) when they find out it's in fact mega-nag, mom-of-eight Kate Gosselin.
I can't imagine the unfiltered belittling that would go on during the rose ceremony — I doubt even Chris Harrison could take it.
Tell us — would you watch Kate Gosselin as the Bachelorette?