To the Moon
The Buzz: A Dancing with the Stars future for Betty White?
The newest season of Dancing with the Stars premieres tonight and I'm really hoping Kate Gosselin falls down.
There are already reports of her major divatude on set, and I kind of want her to get cut early so she can get home and take care of all those kids she's constantly talking about.
I'm pulling for Buzz Aldrin, even though he has the longest odds, strictly for hometown pride. The 80-year-old has said that his motivation to join the cast (his career hardly needs a jump-start) is to bring Houston and NASA to the national stage. (President Obama plans to end the Constellation program, meaning substantial job losses for Houstonians). Here's hoping Buzz's competitive nature and obvious dedication outweighs his generational handicap.
Other predictions (I'd take these with a grain of salt; I don't have a TV):
- Pamela Anderson's vajayjay will escape at least once.
- Shannen Doherty will punch her in the face for it.
- Niecy Nash will lose her weave.
- Nicole Scherzinger will win, because she has PROFESSIONAL DANCE TRAINING.
- Kate Gosselin wil do a musical number with all eight of her children.
- Jake Pavelka will almost certainly cry.
- Evan Lysacek will cause someone to slip and seriously injure themselves on his hair grease.
- Erin Andrews will romance Jake Pavelka, for the second Bachelor blowup in a year.
- Chad Ochocinco will tweet mercilessly; might legally change his name to "Numerouno."
- Aiden Turner will not graduate from daytime, since I just had to wiki him.
And finally — less a prediction than a wish on one of those stars they're dancing with — can we tap Betty White for Season 11??