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    Here are the top 8 things to do in Houston this weekend

    Craig Lindsey
    Jan 3, 2019 | 6:00 am
    BowiElvis Fest
    Pay homage to two rock icons at BowiElvis Fest.
    BowiElvis Fest/Facebook

    The first week of a new year (Happy New Year!) is traditionally a bit slow, as we all continue to get back into the swing of things after celebrating the holidays. But, as always, there are still cool events happening around town. Dress like Elvis (or David Bowie), catch some movies, or have a boatload of fun.

    Thursday, January 3

    Outside of Austin Houston Concert
    Outside of Austin is a documentary being made about Houston's indie-music scene. This weekend, a concert will be held at White Oak Music Hall that'll bring several local bands together for a night of music and fundraising. Among the groups that'll be performing: The Wheel Workers, Velveteen Echo, Mantra Love, LYTA, Space Kiddettes, and others. The show is free for people 21 and older, while under-21 kids will have to pay a $5 cover. 6:30 pm-midnight.

    Houston Film Critics Society: Awards Ceremony "Best of 2018"
    It's that time of year where the local film critics and scribes who make up the Houston Film Critics Society gather in some swanky setting and salute the films and performances of the past year. Since that bitchy costume drama The Favourite picked up a lot of nominations, expect them to win a few awards. There will also be an award given to filmmaker/Edwards Marq*E manager Damir Catic for his contributions to the Houston film scene. 7 pm.

    Friday, January 4

    Houston Boat Show at NRG Center
    The 64th annual Houston International Boat, Sport and Travel Show will be kicking off the weekend. However, due to the Texans playoff game happening at NRG Stadium (adjacent to NRG Center), the show will suspend operations on Saturday and get back to business on Sunday. Nevertheless, on Friday and Sunday, there will be 700,000 square feet of more than 1000 powerboats, pontoon boats, luxury cruisers, fishing boats, personal watercraft, kayaks, campers, travel trailers, and much more. 1-8 pm (11 am-8 pm Sunday).

    Vertigo at Landmark River Oaks
    If you're not hip to the movies of Alfred Hitchcock and wanna know which movie you should watch first, you can't go wrong with Vertigo. Oh sure, everybody talks about Psycho like it's the greatest thing dude has ever done. But Vertigo is the film that sums up Hitchcock best — an erotic/neurotic thriller about a detective (Jimmy Stewart) who becomes obsessed with a woman (Kim Novak) to the point where he makes another woman (also Novak) in her image. 11:59 pm.

    Saturday, January 5

    Archway Gallery presents T. Smith: "Sentient Meat" opening reception
    When we hear about an art exhibit starting up called "Sentient Meat," you know we just had to find out more. It turns out this exhibit is the work of local artist T. Smith. Each image is a detailed view into a slab of meat from both a macro and micro perspective. The same type of patterns seen in raw "meat" are represented in the human body. This exhibit will be on display until January 31st, but come to the opening reception to see what flashy gear the notoriously fashion-savvy Smith will be wearing. 5 pm.

    Splice Records presents BowiElvis Fest
    The annual BowiElvis Festival has been officially going on for a decade, with this event celebrating the birthdays of rock kings Elvis Presley and David Bowie (both born on January 8). This fest continues to get bigger each year, as this year's festivities will include two stages, an outdoor party hosted by DJ Chaney, live burlesque from Dem Damn Dames, a costume contest, Elvis/Bowie games, etc. You can also get Presley's favorite peanut butter-and-banana sandwich, along with "the Bowie," which is the same thing but with cheese. 7 pm.

    Sunday, January 6

    Girls and Goals Vision Board Party and Brunch
    You know, when Beyonce created her surprise, self-titled 2013 album, she used elaborate vision boards filled with photographs, writings, reminders of past achievements. So, considering that that album was a smash, maybe there's something to creating some vision boards that could hopefully make you a success. This is why the Houston Museum of African-American Culture will be throwing a vision board party/brunch, for ladies who want to clarify their goals, map out their vision and, of course, get tipsy off Moscato. 1-4 pm.

    Pizza Throwdown: Pizza Al Taglio vs. Detroit Style
    There's gonna be a dough-slinging battle-to-the-death over at Wooster's Garden this weekend. That's where chefs Ben McPherson (Batanga, Prohibition Supper Club) and Anthony Calleo (Pi Pizza, Ladybird's) will go one-on-one in making distinctive, delicious pies for the people. Since McPherson is all about Italian cuisine, he'll be hitting folks with the Al Taglio (bolognese, parmigiano reggiano) while Calleo will go straight-up Motor City (pepperoni, brick cheese, marinara, fresh oregano). 3-8 pm.

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    Onslaught's brutal mix of horror, action, comedy can't find its footing

    Alex Bentley
    Sep 3, 2026 | 2:30 pm
    Adria Arjona in Onslaught
    Photo courtesy of A24
    Adria Arjona in Onslaught.

    The most important thing for any movie to establish early on is its tone. No matter the genre, a film needs to make its audience understand how they should feel as the story unfolds so that they’re willing to go along with whatever transpires on screen. A film that doesn't do that, such as the new Onslaught, runs the risk of failing to connect with viewers even if it has some interesting or fun elements to offer.

    One of the biggest issues for the movie is that it fails to fully invest in its main character, Celeste (Adriana Arjona). She’s a military veteran who now lives in and manages a desert trailer park, which is filled with a motley crew of offbeat people. She also has a contentious relationship with her ex, who unexpectedly drops off their daughter, Daisy (Blake Kennedy), soon after the film begins.

    Celeste has a stash of high-powered weapons, showing she hasn’t left her former career fully behind. Her expertise comes in handy when something goes wrong at a nearby military contractor facility run by Hans Kemmler (Dan Stevens), and a trio of super soldiers escapes into the wild. Trained to kill everyone in their path, it’s not long before they set their glowing eyes on the trailer park.

    Directed by Adam Wingard and written by Simon Barrett, the film has elements of horror, action, and comedy, but the filmmakers struggle in finding the right combination of the three. Wingard and Barrett divide the film’s focus between the trailer park and the military facility for a long time at the beginning of the film, and the quirkiness of people at the former mixed with the bold weirdness of the people at the latter keep viewers off balance in a bad way.

    Once they finally settle into the main part of the story where the super soldiers go on a rampage, the filmmakers overpromise and underdeliver. The showdown between a seemingly unstoppable group and an angry woman and her band of misfits seems destined to be highly entertaining, but comes off as underwhelming. The sequence is filled with brutality with no meaning and heroics that feel more accidental than purposeful.

    The ham-fisted way in which the story plays out is disappointing since the film has a bunch of characters who could have been great if used properly. The trauma of Celeste’s military career and personal life are hinted at, but don’t come into play as much as expected. Hans and his wife Hanna (Rebecca Hall) are completely off-the-wall, but their eccentricities seem to be apropos of nothing. The super soldiers are initially intimidating, but the climactic sequence undercuts them significantly.

    Arjona has yet to fully break out despite some good roles in Hit Man and the Disney+ show Andor. She makes for a good lead here, embodying the toughness of a military veteran while still being relatable. Stevens and Hall go all in with their bonkers characters, but the story doesn’t serve them well. Comic relief comes in the form of Reginald VelJohnson and Eric Wareheim, and they do a great job in smaller roles.

    A movie like Onslaught is typically one where the audience just turns off their brains and enjoys the carnage. But Wingard and Barrett try a little too hard by throwing in oddball characters that don’t add much to the story, forgetting to pay enough attention to the mechanics of the plot in the process.

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    Onslaught opens in theaters on September 4.

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