Cowboy know-how
Use these rodeo pick-up lines & you're sure to lasso up some love
Finding true love is a tricky business for any cowboy or cowgirl. Take the complexities of a dating relationship and throw in lassos, bull riding and tobacco — and it becomes an entirely new game of its own.
Getting started is difficult in any relationship. Who wants to get shot down by someone who might have an actual six-shooter? No wonder cowboys have created a set of pick-up lines all their own.
Here are our picks for The Top Five Rodeo Pick-Up Lines — taken from a larger list compiled by Topfive.com :
5. “Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.”
4. "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
3. “How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”
2. "I'll be in intensive care later. Why don't you drop by?"
1. “Ain’t no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, darlin’.”
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