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Mansion for Sale

Inside an NBA star's $9 million Woodlands mansion: A lesson in the power of real estate whiplash

Shelby Hodge
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Jun 12, 2013 | 8:31 am

Editor's Note: Houston is loaded with must-have houses for sale in all shapes, sizes and price ranges. In this continuing series, CultureMap Editor-at-Large Shelby Hodge snoops through some of our faves and gives you the lowdown on what's hot on the market.

23 Grand Colonial in the Carlton Woods area of The Woodlands

With loads of friends and business interests in Dallas and their son all set for a senior year at Plano West High School, the time is right for Avery Johnson and wife Cassandra to pack up their immense Carlton Woods estate and head back to the city where they established connections during his 2004-2008 tenure coaching the Dallas Mavericks. And that, my friends, means that one amazing mansion in the heart of The Woodland's grandest enclave is on the market.

Carlton Woods is one of the most beautiful, posh neighborhoods (and probably the most secure) in the Houston metroplex. Thus, it's a favorite of CEOs, sports stars and notables such as the Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell, individuals of a certain wealth who demand that their residences be secure, secluded and fabulous.

The Johnson residence is no exception. Working with Austin-based architect/builder Luis Jauregui, the couple wove what they had admired on travels both at home and abroad to create a richly-appointed dwelling that combines architectural influences of Italy, France and points along the Mediterranean.

"I put together a whole portfolio of ideas and pictures that we had of places we had liked," Cassandra tells CultureMap. "We described everything we wanted and everything we had seen that we liked."

The project took 3 1/2 years with the family taking up residence in 2008.

Not unlike Cassandra, who claims a serious interest in interior design though her education was in nursing, the home is theatrical in some ways, wonderfully practical in others. After working unsuccessfully with two Houston designers, Cassandra teamed up with Barbara Vessels of Dallas who better understood the Johnsons' vision.

Walk through: Guests enter the Mediterranean-influenced home via a soaring two story high entry hall that leads to the open plan living room where stucco walls lead the eye to the specialty coffered ceiling with hand painted interiors. An oversized fireplace connects the living and dining areas where in the latter the groin vaulted ceiling is built out in brick.

On the opposite side of the living room is the beautifully paneled, two-story library with wide plank hardwood floors.

Moving down the vaulted hallway to the left, you pass the climate-controlled wine room as you move on to the vast kitchen/family room, feeling even more spacious thanks to the 12-foot ceilings and exterior wall of glass doors that lead to the outside terrace and pool. Cassandra, a native of New Orleans, loves to cook and the elaborate kitchen reflects that interest. Double Viking ranges and ovens rest beneath a massive copper hood while shiny cooper pots and pans and a copper sink provide beauty and service.

Double doors from the family room lead to the large game room which leads down another hallway to one of two ground level guest rooms, each nicely sized and boasting walk-in closets and beautiful baths.

The game room opens to the theater room rich with red velvet and leather theater seating for 10, plenty of space for additional film fans and a refreshment bar.

Master suite: At the opposite end of the house is the sumptuous master suite, larger than the average home in Houston. The king size bed is practically dwarfed in the immensity that includes a plush sitting area complete with tufted love seat resting against a tufted wall. A fireplace, cast-stone mouldings and raised stenciled wall treatments are part of the glamour. The master bath looks like something from a movie, the circular spa tub flanked by carved marble pillars and lighted by a Venetian glass chandelier.

To the left is the exercise room and to the right are two water closets plus expansive clothes closets for him and her. Each closet features one room with glass-paneled storage cabinets and another closet space with open hanging racks. In addition, Cassandra has her own "shoe room" where her fancy footwear is beautifully organized.

Second floor: Three bedrooms, a mini kitchen with washer and dryer, an activity room and large storage closets complete the floor. Rooms to the back of the house have grand views of the resort-style pool area and beyond to the 17th green of the Carlton Woods Jack Nicklaus golf course.

Bonuses: The resort-style terrace and swimming pool with its five fountains combine for a beautiful outdoor setting where vignettes are furnished as if rooms in the house. Two garages (one connected to the house, the other freestanding) hold five cars and the freestanding garage is topped by guest quarters.

A special buyer: Real estate agent Manley Nolen expects the house to sell within 90 days considering today's whiplash market. He says this home "is for the person that really wants it all." Indeed, it is a special house filled with luxurious amenities and enough entertainment spaces to handle an NBA championship bash, something that Avery Johnson is very familiar with.

Square footage: 14,000 sitting on two acres

Asking price: $8,995,000

Listing agent: Manley Nolen with Martha Turner Properties

More resort than residential, Avery Johnson's home is expected to sell within 90 days.

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Movie Review

An all-star cast delivers clever laughs in new comedy The Invite

Alex Bentley
Jul 10, 2026 | 2:30 pm
Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penelope Cruz, and Edward Norton in The Invite
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Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogen, Penelope Cruz, and Edward Norton in The Invite.

Once upon a time, well before scandal embroiled him, Woody Allen made great comedies aimed at adults. That type of film — which is different from the raunchy, R-rated comedies of the 21st century — has fallen out of favor in Hollywood, but as the new film The Invite proves, when done well it can be as funny as anything else out there.

Joe (Seth Rogen) and Angela (Olivia Wilde) are an unhappily married couple living in San Francisco. As we meet them, Joe has arrived home to Angela preparing for a visit from their upstairs neighbors, Hawk (Edward Norton) and Piña (Penélope Cruz), who have moved in relatively recently. Their impending arrival starts a new round of arguing between Joe and Angela, something they can barely contain once the other couple comes to their door.

What proceeds is a getting-to-know-you process that is mostly awkward as Joe and Angela continue sniping at each other while Hawk and Piña put in their two cents in a much calmer manner. A sticking point between the two couples — the loud sex Hawk and Piña have on an almost nightly basis — turns the film on its head with an unexpected invitation.

Directed by Wilde and written by Will McCormack and Rashida Jones, the film is a fast-paced chamber piece that takes place almost entirely in Joe and Angela’s apartment. Wilde, the writers, and the actors speed the story along not with action but through almost non-stop dialogue that often has the characters overlapping each other’s lines. The rapidity of the speech fuels the humor of the situation and establishes the differing personalities of each person.

Sex is very much top of mind for each of the characters for most of the film, but the filmmakers approach the topic in such a way that it never feels salacious. Each of the characters is a rational adult who can talk about sex in a mature manner while also acknowledging their unique feelings on the matter. And it’s the discoveries each of them makes along the way that brings about the most comedy.

But, like any comedy for adults, the film also has a dramatic tilt to it, and Wilde edges the story back-and-forth between the two tones extremely well. Joe and Angela fighting is played for laughs at times, but the sadness of their relationship comes through loud and clear. Hawk and Piña are much more intimate with each other, but the funniness of their openness is juxtaposed with a depth that arises through their conversations.

In the 2020s, Rogen has managed to make the transition from goofy stoner to stoner with real acting chops. In a stacked cast, he is the one who sells every moment the best. That’s not to say that Wilde, Norton, and Cruz don’t measure up, though; each of them inhabits their respective roles magnificently. The four actors play off each other as if they had been working together for years.

While The Invite will likely play better to those who have experience with long term relationships, its insights — and occasional bawdiness — make it a comedy that can be appreciated universally. With four actors at the top of their games and a razor-sharp script made even better by some well-done improv, it proves that you don’t need to go low to get great laughs.

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The Invite is now playing in theaters.

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