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    Hooray for the red, white, and blue

    Master list of 4th of July events and fireworks around Houston in 2024

    Holly Beretto
    Jun 21, 2024 | 11:23 am

    There's a famous letter from John Adams, the second U.S. president, to his wife, Abigail, written shortly after the Continental Congress adopted the Declaration of Independence in 1776. He was certain future generations would mark the day with parades and pomp, and "bonfires and illuminations." Houstonians will find all manner of what Adams envisioned starting the weekend before the U.S. marks is 248th birthday on July 4.

    Saturday, June 29

    Conroe's Stars and Stripes Celebration
    Conroe kicks off July 4 partying with a family-friendly evening of kids' activities, food trucks, a vendor market, and fireworks. The Conroe Symphony Orchestra will perform. Revelry begins at 6 pm in Heritage Park.

    Wednesday, July 3

    Freedom Rocks at Texas Lagoonfest
    Two days of tribute band shows will get guests rocking. Enjoy food and drinks in Lagoonfest's incredible water setting. Admission to the festivities is included with regular admission tickets.

    Houston Symphony Star-Spangled Salute
    The symphony performs a concert of patriotic favorites in The Woodlands. Conductor Jason Seber leads the orchestra in this family-friendly concert. Look for plenty of red, white, and blue gear on the plaza before the show. Admission is free.

    Thursday, July 4

    Shell Freedom Over Texas
    Houston's signature Independence Day party is a six-hour affair along Allen Parkway. There's a slate of local, regional, and national entertainment, headlined by Russell Dickerson, Jo Dee Messina, and Chapel Hart. The event is capped off with a musically choreographed, “Texas-sized” fireworks finale. Food and drink, and plenty of family entertainment options are available at this popular celebration.

    4th of July at the Boardwalk at Towne Lake
    This afternoon celebration includes live music, face painting, balloon artists, and plenty of backdrops for photo ops. It's a great option for families who want some daytime fun.

    4th of July Celebrations in Galveston
    Head to the island for a parade featuring the Marine Corps League, along with floats, decorated vehicles, and performers. Following the parade, enjoy "Fireworks Over the Gulf," a pyrotechnics extravaganza on the beach.

    Bubbles and Fireworks Boat Tour
    Reservations are extremely limited for this experience hosted by the Buffalo Bayou Partnership. Guests will enjoy beer, wine, and light bites while floating along the bayou, giving them a perfect view of the Shell Freedom Over Texas fireworks display.

    July 4 at the George Ranch
    Families are encouraged to pack a picnic lunch and head to the historic park for a celebration of our nation's independence, as well as the ranch's 200th anniversary. It promises to be a day of history and fun.

    4th of July Celebration on Skylawn
    With its sweeping views of Downtown, POST Skylawn is a a great place to watch Shell Freedom Over Texas. The event venue also hosts its own July 4th festivities, with cirque performers, complimentary balloon artist creations, face painting, delicious food, and multiple bars. Both the Houston Brass Band and cover band Alias Band will perform. Early bird tickets start at $20.

    City of Baytown presents 4th of July Celebration
    This two-day celebration has live music from headliners The Bellamy Brothers and Brett Young. Kids activities, a car show, and food and craft vendors are also part of the fun. There's a fireworks show on July 4.

    City of Bellaire Celebration of Independence Parade and Festival
    The parade kicks off at 9 am at South Rice Ave. and Valerie St. Festivities take place in Loftin Park, where families will find food, music, and more.

    City of Friendswood Fourth of July Celebration
    The city starts Independence Day with a parade on Friendswood Drive between Heritage Drive and Stevenson Park. A festival at the park after the parade features rides, games, food, and entertainment. Evening revelry at Centennial Park has more food, entertainment by the Spazmatics, and a fireworks show.

    City of Jersey Village July 4th Festival
    A parade begins the evening's festivities, followed by an Eagles tribute band performance, food, games and, of course, a fireworks show. It all takes place in Jersey Meadows Park.

    City of La Porte presents July 4 Celebrations
    Begin the day with a parade down Broadway, before heading to the Five Points Fest, where gusts will find a free hot dog lunch, live music, and family-friendly activities. Fireworks at Sylvan Beach cap off the evening.

    City of Pasadena 4th Fest
    The fun begins at 4 pm on the grounds of the Pasadena Convention Center and Fairgrounds with a kids' zone, amusement rides, vendors, a live music performance, and food trucks. A fireworks display ends the evening.

    City of Pearland presents Celebration of Freedom
    Danny Ray and the Atlantic Street Band headline this event that includes strolling entertainment, food trucks, free giveaways, a photo booth, craft market and more. An 18-minute fireworks display begins at 9 pm.

    City of Sugar Land presents Red, White, and Boom
    The Crown Festival Park is the epicenter of Fourth of July fun. Look for live entertainment, plenty of social media-worthy photo ops, vendor booths, food, and more. Fireworks light up the nighttime sky. Festivities begin at 5 pm.

    City of Tomball presents July 4th Celebration & Street Fest
    This street party is an Independence Day bash, with live music, food, and one of the area's biggest fireworks displays. Activities include a cool zone, a kids' zone, patriotic sing-a-longs, and a whole lot more for the whole family to enjoy.

    City of West University Independence Day Bike Parade and Pool Party
    Families and kids of all ages are invited to roll up on bicycles, tricycles, and wagons to be part of this parade that starts at West U Elementary School and ends at Colonial Park. Post-parade activities are available for all ages.

    Family 4th Celebration in Rosenberg
    Marking its 25th anniversary, this free, family-friendly festival includes food vendors selling cold treats and patriotic eats. Country music favorites the Casey Donahew Band headline the event. A fireworks show will end the evening.

    Freedom Celebration at Typhoon Texas
    The City of Katy hosts this day of water-filled adventures. Float along the lazy river, speed down water slides, or splash in the wave pool. A fireworks display caps off the fun.

    Houston Symphony presents Symphony Summer Nights: Star-Spangled Salute
    The Symphony returns to Miller Outdoor Theatre for this popular, annual event featuring patriotic songs and a fireworks grand finale.

    July 4 in The Woodlands
    A whole day of fun awaits, beginning with the South County Fourth of July Parade, featuring marching bands, fire engines, clowns, floats, and more making its way along a 1.3-mile route through the city. Enjoy Red, Hot Pool all day at the city's pools, with patriotic decor, activities, and refreshments (while supplies last). Celebrating continues into the evening with the city's 6th Annual Red, Hot & Blue Festival and Fireworks Extravaganza. Look for food, live entertainment, and family fun at Town Green Park and Northshore Park. The event culminates with one of the largest fireworks displays in the Greater Houston area.

    Kemah Boardwalk presents July 4th Celebration
    Head to the entertainment complex for live music performances and an evening fireworks show. Lone Star All Star Trio, Uncle Sam Stilt Walker, and The Slags are slated to perform.

    Kidpendence Day at the Children's Museum Houston
    An appearance by Captain America, story time hands-on activities, and more highlight this July 4 celebration for kiddos. The fun is included with museum admission.

    Missouri City Independence Day Festival
    This free, family-friendly evening includes entertainment, carnival games, live music, local vendors offering treats, and a fireworks display. It's all happening on the Houston Community College - Southwest College campus.

    Pine Market presents Star-Spangled Celebration
    The Woodlands-area shopping district pulls out all the stops for family-friendly Fourth of July fun. Expect live music from Walker County Line Band, pony rides, face painting, balloons, a rock wall, a giant slide, and more. Red, white, and blue décor will provide a great backdrop for photos.

    Seabrook Fourth of July Kids Parade
    The community's children are invited to march in this parade along the trail in Meador Park. Kids can also ride their bikes. Following the parade, the Seabrook Rotary has free hot dogs and refreshments.

    Valley Ranch 4th Fest
    Boasting one of the largest fireworks displays in Montgomery County, this celebration also features a "Shop Small Y'all" market of local vendors, live entertainment, and music.

    Freedom Over Texas Eleanor Tinsley Park Fourth of July

    Courtesy of Freedom Over Texas

    Southwest Airlines Freedom Over Texas celebration, which features live country music performances, ends with an enormous fireworks display.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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