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    Here are the top 14 things to do this weekend in Houston

    Craig Lindsey
    Jan 19, 2023 | 6:00 am
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    This weekend breaks bad, as the stars of Breaking Bad hit Houston to introduce the city to their mezcal brand. The city celebrates our Houston Astros with a big bash, and art lovers can help artists in need after the devastating Winter Street Studios fire.

    And anyone who's ever needed a drink to get through a Shakespeare production will appreciate a new "smashed" hit comedy — where an actor downs five shots before leading the cast into the show.

    Enjoy (responsibly); here are your best bets for the weekend.

    Thursday, January 19

    Spec's presents Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul of Dos Hombres Mezcal

    Any Breaking Bad fans out there? Well, Jesse and Mr. White will be in town! Stars and co-creators of Dos Hombres Mescal Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul will be stopping by the great state of Texas this weekend, for two bottle-signing events in Dallas (on Saturday) and Houston (at Spec’s downtown). Cranston and Paul love engaging with fans and sharing their passion for mezcal, and these bottle signings have been a huge hit in the past. 10 am.

    Drift presents Purse Bingo

    Drift, one of Houston's most popular sports bars, is holding its first Purse Bingo night this weekend. Purse Bingo is a new take on the classic bingo game where participants who successfully get bingo on their card can win a designer purse. There will be five rounds of bingo where participants can win up to $6,000 in prizes, including a Bottega Veneta or Valentino designer purse. Drift will hold Purse Bingo on the third Thursday of every month, and tickets are available for $25 each. 7 pm.

    Paranormal Clique

    Paranormal Cirque will expose attendees to a unique creation of combined theatre, circus, and cabaret with a new European-style flare. Cirque Italia is now presenting a brand-new show for a mature audience, with a horror story that features different shades of sexy. No one under the age of 13 will be admitted to the show. Guests aged 13 through 17 must be accompanied by an adult. Through Sunday, January 29. 7:30 pm (6:30 and 9:30 pm Saturday; 5:30 pm and 8:30 pm Sunday).

    Friday, January 20

    Blaffer Art Museum presents "The Secrecy of Water" opening reception

    The Blaffer Art Museum at the University of Houston presents the first solo museum exhibition for Leslie Martinez, as well as monumental video installation "We Are in Hell When We Hurt Each Other," by interdisciplinary artist Jacolby Satterwhite. Martinez creates immersive, spellbinding paintings that explore ideas of place, climate, landscape, and personhood through unconventional methods of applying and interlaying various materials, textures, and hues on canvas. Through Sunday, March 12. 6 pm.

    14 Pews presents EO

    EO, a gray donkey with melancholic eyes and a curious spirit, begins his life as a circus performer before escaping on a trek across the Polish and Italian countryside in a journey marked by absurdity and warmth in equal measure. With his first film in seven years, legendary filmmaker Jerzy Skolimowski directs one of his most free and visually inventive films yet, placing the viewer directly in the heart and mind of the four-legged protagonist. 7 pm (8 pm Saturday).

    The Italian Cultural & Community Center of Houston presents Jewish Life in Rome in Three Chapters: Ghettoization, Emancipation, and Holocaust

    The Italian Cultural & Community Center of Houston, in collaboration with the Consulate General of Italy in Houston, will host a lecture about Jewish life in Rome, presented by Marla Stone, to commemorate the victims of the Holocaust. Stone’s lecture will present the history of Jewish life in Rome and the Roman Ghetto, from its inception in 1555 through the current iteration as a fashionable neighborhood in the city’s historic center. 7 pm.

    Houston Symphony presents Riots & Scandals Festival: Stravinsky Rite Of Spring

    A century after its riotous premiere, The Rite of Spring’s pounding rhythms, propulsive energy, and sheer sonic impact remain an immersive, electrifying experience unlike anything else in all of art. Music director designate Juraj Valčuha leads this groundbreaking masterpiece as part of a two-week spotlight on works that scandalized the artistic establishments of their day. Silvestre Revueltas’s rowdy and relentless Sensemayá opens the concert. 8 pm (2:30 pm Sunday).

    Saturday, January 21

    2023 Houston Astros FanFest

    The Houston Astros are excited to host their annual FanFest, as they celebrate their 2022 World Series Championship and get ready for the 2023 season. FanFest is the official kickoff to the 2023 season and has something fun for the whole family, including autograph sessions, photo opportunities, the World Series trophy, games, and more. All proceeds benefit the Astros Foundation. A limited number of vouchers will be available the morning of the event. Vouchers will appear in the MLB Ballpark app 24 hours prior to the event. 11 am.

    Art Fundraiser for Winter Street Studios

    Last month, a devastating fire took place at Winter Street Studios, destroying several studios and damaging countless artworks, equipment, and personal belongings. Over 100 artists have been affected and displaced from their studio spaces. This weekend, a pop-up art show and fundraiser will take place at Silver Street Studios Warehouse. The public is invited to come buy artwork to support the artists, while they enjoy beer, snacks, and live music. All proceeds will go to provide stipends to the artists affected by the fire. 11 am.

    Hops n' Hot Sauce Festival

    The 7th Annual Hops n’ Hot Sauce Festival, featuring fresh beer from SpindleTap Brewery, will include over 70 vendors – from all over the state of Texas and beyond – with hot sauce, salsas, jerky, jams & jellies, pickled products, seasonings, sweets, and more. The event will include a hot pepper-eating contest and spicy food challenge, as well as a silent auction benefiting Addi’s Faith Foundation and Texas Heroes Advocating Autism Research. 11 am.

    Brass Jar Productions presents Drunk Shakespeare

    Brass Jar Productions will present the Houston production of the “smashed” hit comedy. It begins with one actor drinking five shots of liquor before attempting to lead the cast through a Shakespeare play in under 90 minutes. Pop culture references, improvisation, audience games, a wealth of surprises and liberal departures from the text (with outrageous consequences) make this accessible for anyone who likes a good time. Through Saturday, April 29. 7 pm.

    Sunday, January 22

    4th Wall Theatre Company presents The Sound Inside

    When Bella Baird, an isolated creative writing professor at Yale, begins to mentor a brilliant but enigmatic student named Christopher, the two form an unexpectedly intense bond. As their lives and the stories they tell about themselves become intertwined in unpredictable ways, Bella makes a surprising request of Christopher that neither knows if he can fulfill. Brimming with suspense, Adam Rapp’s riveting play explores the limits of what one person can ask of another. Through Saturday, February 11. 3 pm.

    Punk Rock Garage Sale at Equal Parts Brewing

    Insomnia Gallery and Deep End Records will be heading to Equal Parts Brewing for the first time for the first Punk Rock Garage Sale of 2023. Skip those big-box retailers and avoid the anxiety of slow shipping times. About 30+ individual vendors will be on hand offering up everything cool – music, art, toys, books, comics, clothing, music gear, and crazy handmade offerings. Willow’s TX BBQ will also be around for a rare pop-up. 1 pm.

    NobleMotion Dance presents Coin Toss

    NobleMotion Dance’s pre-professional company returns in an evening that will include original works by Lenorris Arnold, Reagan Crandall, Jaiquan Laurencin, and NobleMotion Dance artistic directors Andy Noble and Dionne Noble. Additionally, this concert will feature original choreography by NMD2 company members and a special guest performance by Sam Houston State University. Athletic, generous, fun and communal, Coin Toss highlights the talents of 13 up-and-coming dance artists. 7 pm.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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