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    Best December Concerts

    10 under-the-radar concerts rocking intimate Houston clubs in December

    Johnston Farrow
    Dec 4, 2024 | 3:00 pm

    The concert schedule generally follows the weather forecast.

    Once the chill sets in around the holiday season, national and international artists slow their touring schedule as ticket buyers are more excited about Santa Claus coming to town. However, this gives Houston’s many local venues a chance to spotlight a seemingly bottomless magical sack of talented musical acts from across the region.

    For those who need a break from the bustling Christmas shopping crowds or stressful family gatherings, these upcoming performances are worth checking out at some of the Bayou City’s more intimate and classic clubs, bars, and theaters.

    Girl in a Coma, December 6, Last Concert Café
    Inspired by The Smiths’ song “Girlfriend in a Coma,” San Antonio rock trio Girl in a Coma – frontwoman/guitarist Nina Diaz, sister Phanie Diaz (drums) and Jenn Alva (bass) – recently returned from an extended hiatus and are back on the road. They first got their big break when they were discovered by Joan Jett, who signed them to her Blackheart Records label in the late-aughts. A mix of riot girl attitude and undeniable hooks led to acclaimed albums such as their debut, Both Before I'm Gone, building a devoted cult following with Sia, Tegan and Sara, and the original Smith, Morrissey, among their champions.

    Hayes Carll & Band of Heathens, December 7 & 8, The Heights Theater
    Two acclaimed Texas favorites, The Woodlands-raised Hayes Carll and Austin’s Band of Heathens, join forces for two shows at the intimate Heights Theater. For fans of rock, folk, country, and soulful blues anthems, this supergroup built their relationship by sharing stages across the course of a decade. The idea to team up came back in October 2023, when the musicians got together for a “freewheeling family jam” in Luckenbach, Texas, culminating in plans to bring their musical union to the masses.

    Hey Thanks! with Holy Worm, Letrainiump, December 7, 1810 Ojeman
    The expressively named New Orleans band Hey Thanks! made waves in 2022 with their debut album, Start/Living, recalling upbeat pop, emo, and indie acts like Fall Out Boy, Walk the Moon, and a dash of My Chemical Romance. The former Warped Tour vets are covering the indie circuit having just released the chillwave-sounding single, “Forward,” with surely more music on the horizon.

    Troller, Gleaming, Monochrome Lover, December 7, Axelrad
    [Update: This concert has been postponed.] For those who prefer Krampus to Santa Claus, Dark Entries heralds in a black Christmas at the monthly goth, post-punk, new wave, and synth night at Axelrad. This month’s edition features Austin darkwave and shoegaze-indebted trio Troller, who recently released a synth-drenched cover of the Smashing Pumpkins’ “Today,” following their 2023 album, Drain. Austin's Gleaming and Houston’s Monochrome Lover opens.

    Tomar and the FCs with Tweed Smith and The Internationals, December 14, Dan Electro’s
    An Austin band and Houston favorite, Tomar and the FCs are a soul group that brings the requisite passion to their live performances. In a special treat, they’ll be joined at Dan Electro’s by the legendary Tweed Smith, former backup singer to the band WAR, who knows a thing or two about the world of funk and soul music. With a reputation as a fiery live presence, expect a show with an unmeasurable amount of Yuletide joy.

    Dawes, December 14, Heights Theater
    Although not from the Bayou City, the Los Angeles group Dawes has a strong following here due to their critically acclaimed Laurel Canyon-influenced Americana and folk rock. Led by the buttery-voiced Taylor Goldsmith, they’ve just released another great album in Oh Brother. Prepare for the show by watching Goldsmith perform this stripped back, acoustic version of the quintessential Britpop anthem, Pulp’s “Common People,” for AVClub.com. Winnetka Bowling League opens.

    Robert Glasper, December 17, House of Blues
    One of the best parts about the holidays is when some of our finest talent performs in their hometown. A man with more creativity in his pinky finger than a roomful of musicians combined, Mo City-raised genius Robert Glasper is a five-time Grammy Award-winning jazz pianist, producer, and songwriter who has worked with a who’s-who across the worlds of jazz, pop, R&B, and hip-hop, including Kendrick Lamar, H.E.R., Norah Jones, Herbie Hancock, and Talib Kweli. Taking a break from his many projects for this solo gig, the vibes will go hard.

    A Fistful of Soul, December 21, The Continental Club
    Get on those dancing shoes. Once a long-running monthly series, the DJs behind A Fistful of Soul return to the Continental Club for one special night to celebrate their 15th anniversary as arguably the best Motown-era soul, old school R&B, funk dance party in Houston, mixed and spun on vinyl records. Over the course of its run, the night attracted international soul night DJs from as far away as Mexico City, Scotland, and England to participate in one of the most unique – and fun! – dance nights in the region.

    Tony Kamel, December 26, McGonigel’s Mucky Duck
    Another in a long line of talented local singer-songwriters, Tony Kamel will play up close and personal at the famed Mucky Duck, a mix of bluegrass, country, rock, and soul in his repertoire. Need proof of this his chops? His 2019 album, North of Despair, was nominated for a Best Bluegrass Album Grammy. If you like your music gritty but clever – think Jason Isbell and Sturgill Simpson – Kamel delivers it in spades with a wink and a grin.

    Toadies, House of Blues, December 29
    Despite being 30 years since their groundbreaking alt-rock smash record, Rubberneck, this ain’t no nostalgia gig. Fort Worth’s Toadies still go hard in a live setting, and Houston’s House of Blues has been playing host to the quartet at the end of every year from recent memory, give or take a pandemic. Not that we’re complaining – a group that releases bangers such as “Possum Kingdom,” “Tyler,” and “I Come From the Water,” deserves to celebrate the oncoming new year with us as long as they like.

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    San Antonio rock band Girl in a Coma returns to Houston at the Last Concert Café on December 6.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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