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    Top Theater Picks

    5 top theater picks for adventurous Houston audiences — sexy killers and fat kitty included

    Tarra Gaines
    Tarra Gaines
    Oct 10, 2013 | 1:39 pm

    Fall brings a dramatic few months for Houston theater lovers. Most theater companies' new seasons have just begun, yet there's usually enough time to offer only one or two plays before thespians have to climb up into their figurative attics and drag out holiday decorations for the multitude of Christmas shows.

    The good news is that many companies use those two months before the elves arrive to present some of the most provocative shows on their schedules. With the seasonal window closing quickly, audiences have to rush to their seats to catch it all.

    To help you plan, here are five picks that bring the fun, the sexy, the unusual and enough of the creepy that you'll be set for Halloween.

    Catastrophic Theatre presents The Pine

    I saw this play opening night and am still pondering what it means. Set in two sad hotels, one on the shores of Lake Michigan, the other on a spiritual plane between life and death, the play feels like an absurd comedy one minute, a gothic romance the next. With allusions to Emily Dickinson, the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice and perhaps a small nod to the Eagles' "Hotel California," The Pine muses on the nature of grief, love and storytelling. The play makes Death a heroic character and warns against love when it's warped by grief.

    Did I mention the whole story is told in verse?

    While The Pine could probably use an edit of 20 minutes from the beginning and middle, the acting is stellar. Special kudos goes to the performance from Catastrophic's newest and furriest company member, Fat Fat the cat.

    Details: Runs through Oct. 19; tickets are pay-what-you-can, $25 suggested.

    TUTS Underground presents Lizzie

    When I interviewed Bruce Lumpkin more than a year ago, when he began settling into his new role as Theatre Under the Stars artistic director, the idea for TUTS Underground was just a proverbial gleam in his eye. Lumpkin wanted to create a second TUTS season of contemporary musicals of a "different flavor" for the Hobby Center's smaller Zilkha Hall, which might appeal to audiences looking for something more rock 'n' roll and risqué.

    Now, Underground has finally been dug and Lizzie, a hard rock look at the life, legend and murders of Lizzie Borden, is taking the stage. With what looks like Victorian punk costuming and TUTS promising 32 utterances of the word "fuck," I'm already primed to love the ax-wielding craziness.

    Details: Runs through Oct. 19; tickets start at $24.

    Alley Theatre presents Venus in Fur

    Moving from a figurative underground to a literal one, Alley Theatre patrons know when they head downstairs to the Neuhaus Stage that they're in for eclectic performances they can practically reach out and touch. Venus in Fur seems like a good fit for the smaller space.

    The Tony-nominated play by David Ives was a hit on and off Broadway two years ago. Now, regional theaters across the country are picking up this sexy, dark comedy about an actress' private audition with the writer/director of a new play based on the Leopold von Sacher-Masoch novel, Venus in Furs. (Fun etymology fact: The word masochism derives from Sacher-Masoch's name.)

    Nicole Rodenburg, who plays actress Vanda, and Michael Bakkensen, who plays director Thomas, will undoubtedly end up on each others' laps. And who knows, in Neuhaus, they might end up on yours, as well.

    Details: Runs through Nov. 10; tickets start at $26.

    Stark Naked Theatre presents All Girls

    Stark Naked believes in truth in advertising, if All Girls by playwright Anna Greenfield is any indication. With the writer, director and cast being all women, the tale of the horrors and joys of being a 13-year-old girl is probably in good hands. The play, which just debuted in New York last spring and earned much critical praise, chronicles the lives of three best friends who find that friendship might not last forever when the therapist mother of one of the girls want to psychoanalyze them and their relationships.

    Committed to the all girl theme, Stark Naked will host a visual arts exhibit to run concurrently with the show. Finding Self: An All-Woman Art Show will be available for viewing one hour in advance of each performance.

    Details: Runs Friday through Oct. 26; tickets are $20 adults, $17 seniors, $10 students; Oct. 21 performance is pay-what-you-can.

    Stages Repertory Theatre presents Veronica's Room

    Another Halloween appropriate production comes from Stages Repertory Theatre as the company revives an Ira Levin play you probably didn't know existed. First performed a year after the publication of Levin's The Stepford Wives and six years after Rosemary's Baby, the play sounds like the creepy love — or maybe horror — child of the two novels.

    The story unfolds when a strange older couple convinces a young gal to impersonate Veronica, a dead woman, in order to console Veronica's mentally ill sister. What could possible go wrong? The ending is said to have more twists than the next thriller in the Levin canon, Death Trap.

    Details: Runs through Nov. 3; tickets start at $19.

    Lizzie, presented by TUTS Underground, is a hard rock look at the life, legend and murders of Lizzie Borden.

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    Lizzie, presented by TUTS Underground, is a hard rock look at the life, legend and murders of Lizzie Borden.
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    Movie Review

    Onslaught's brutal mix of horror, action, comedy can't find its footing

    Alex Bentley
    Sep 3, 2026 | 2:30 pm
    Adria Arjona in Onslaught
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    Adria Arjona in Onslaught.

    The most important thing for any movie to establish early on is its tone. No matter the genre, a film needs to make its audience understand how they should feel as the story unfolds so that they’re willing to go along with whatever transpires on screen. A film that doesn't do that, such as the new Onslaught, runs the risk of failing to connect with viewers even if it has some interesting or fun elements to offer.

    One of the biggest issues for the movie is that it fails to fully invest in its main character, Celeste (Adriana Arjona). She’s a military veteran who now lives in and manages a desert trailer park, which is filled with a motley crew of offbeat people. She also has a contentious relationship with her ex, who unexpectedly drops off their daughter, Daisy (Blake Kennedy), soon after the film begins.

    Celeste has a stash of high-powered weapons, showing she hasn’t left her former career fully behind. Her expertise comes in handy when something goes wrong at a nearby military contractor facility run by Hans Kemmler (Dan Stevens), and a trio of super soldiers escapes into the wild. Trained to kill everyone in their path, it’s not long before they set their glowing eyes on the trailer park.

    Directed by Adam Wingard and written by Simon Barrett, the film has elements of horror, action, and comedy, but the filmmakers struggle in finding the right combination of the three. Wingard and Barrett divide the film’s focus between the trailer park and the military facility for a long time at the beginning of the film, and the quirkiness of people at the former mixed with the bold weirdness of the people at the latter keep viewers off balance in a bad way.

    Once they finally settle into the main part of the story where the super soldiers go on a rampage, the filmmakers overpromise and underdeliver. The showdown between a seemingly unstoppable group and an angry woman and her band of misfits seems destined to be highly entertaining, but comes off as underwhelming. The sequence is filled with brutality with no meaning and heroics that feel more accidental than purposeful.

    The ham-fisted way in which the story plays out is disappointing since the film has a bunch of characters who could have been great if used properly. The trauma of Celeste’s military career and personal life are hinted at, but don’t come into play as much as expected. Hans and his wife Hanna (Rebecca Hall) are completely off-the-wall, but their eccentricities seem to be apropos of nothing. The super soldiers are initially intimidating, but the climactic sequence undercuts them significantly.

    Arjona has yet to fully break out despite some good roles in Hit Man and the Disney+ show Andor. She makes for a good lead here, embodying the toughness of a military veteran while still being relatable. Stevens and Hall go all in with their bonkers characters, but the story doesn’t serve them well. Comic relief comes in the form of Reginald VelJohnson and Eric Wareheim, and they do a great job in smaller roles.

    A movie like Onslaught is typically one where the audience just turns off their brains and enjoys the carnage. But Wingard and Barrett try a little too hard by throwing in oddball characters that don’t add much to the story, forgetting to pay enough attention to the mechanics of the plot in the process.

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    Onslaught opens in theaters on September 4.

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