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    Top Theater Picks

    5 top theater picks for adventurous Houston audiences — sexy killers and fat kitty included

    Tarra Gaines
    Tarra Gaines
    Oct 10, 2013 | 1:39 pm

    Fall brings a dramatic few months for Houston theater lovers. Most theater companies' new seasons have just begun, yet there's usually enough time to offer only one or two plays before thespians have to climb up into their figurative attics and drag out holiday decorations for the multitude of Christmas shows.

    The good news is that many companies use those two months before the elves arrive to present some of the most provocative shows on their schedules. With the seasonal window closing quickly, audiences have to rush to their seats to catch it all.

    To help you plan, here are five picks that bring the fun, the sexy, the unusual and enough of the creepy that you'll be set for Halloween.

    Catastrophic Theatre presents The Pine

    I saw this play opening night and am still pondering what it means. Set in two sad hotels, one on the shores of Lake Michigan, the other on a spiritual plane between life and death, the play feels like an absurd comedy one minute, a gothic romance the next. With allusions to Emily Dickinson, the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice and perhaps a small nod to the Eagles' "Hotel California," The Pine muses on the nature of grief, love and storytelling. The play makes Death a heroic character and warns against love when it's warped by grief.

    Did I mention the whole story is told in verse?

    While The Pine could probably use an edit of 20 minutes from the beginning and middle, the acting is stellar. Special kudos goes to the performance from Catastrophic's newest and furriest company member, Fat Fat the cat.

    Details: Runs through Oct. 19; tickets are pay-what-you-can, $25 suggested.

    TUTS Underground presents Lizzie

    When I interviewed Bruce Lumpkin more than a year ago, when he began settling into his new role as Theatre Under the Stars artistic director, the idea for TUTS Underground was just a proverbial gleam in his eye. Lumpkin wanted to create a second TUTS season of contemporary musicals of a "different flavor" for the Hobby Center's smaller Zilkha Hall, which might appeal to audiences looking for something more rock 'n' roll and risqué.

    Now, Underground has finally been dug and Lizzie, a hard rock look at the life, legend and murders of Lizzie Borden, is taking the stage. With what looks like Victorian punk costuming and TUTS promising 32 utterances of the word "fuck," I'm already primed to love the ax-wielding craziness.

    Details: Runs through Oct. 19; tickets start at $24.

    Alley Theatre presents Venus in Fur

    Moving from a figurative underground to a literal one, Alley Theatre patrons know when they head downstairs to the Neuhaus Stage that they're in for eclectic performances they can practically reach out and touch. Venus in Fur seems like a good fit for the smaller space.

    The Tony-nominated play by David Ives was a hit on and off Broadway two years ago. Now, regional theaters across the country are picking up this sexy, dark comedy about an actress' private audition with the writer/director of a new play based on the Leopold von Sacher-Masoch novel, Venus in Furs. (Fun etymology fact: The word masochism derives from Sacher-Masoch's name.)

    Nicole Rodenburg, who plays actress Vanda, and Michael Bakkensen, who plays director Thomas, will undoubtedly end up on each others' laps. And who knows, in Neuhaus, they might end up on yours, as well.

    Details: Runs through Nov. 10; tickets start at $26.

    Stark Naked Theatre presents All Girls

    Stark Naked believes in truth in advertising, if All Girls by playwright Anna Greenfield is any indication. With the writer, director and cast being all women, the tale of the horrors and joys of being a 13-year-old girl is probably in good hands. The play, which just debuted in New York last spring and earned much critical praise, chronicles the lives of three best friends who find that friendship might not last forever when the therapist mother of one of the girls want to psychoanalyze them and their relationships.

    Committed to the all girl theme, Stark Naked will host a visual arts exhibit to run concurrently with the show. Finding Self: An All-Woman Art Show will be available for viewing one hour in advance of each performance.

    Details: Runs Friday through Oct. 26; tickets are $20 adults, $17 seniors, $10 students; Oct. 21 performance is pay-what-you-can.

    Stages Repertory Theatre presents Veronica's Room

    Another Halloween appropriate production comes from Stages Repertory Theatre as the company revives an Ira Levin play you probably didn't know existed. First performed a year after the publication of Levin's The Stepford Wives and six years after Rosemary's Baby, the play sounds like the creepy love — or maybe horror — child of the two novels.

    The story unfolds when a strange older couple convinces a young gal to impersonate Veronica, a dead woman, in order to console Veronica's mentally ill sister. What could possible go wrong? The ending is said to have more twists than the next thriller in the Levin canon, Death Trap.

    Details: Runs through Nov. 3; tickets start at $19.

    Lizzie, presented by TUTS Underground, is a hard rock look at the life, legend and murders of Lizzie Borden.

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    Lizzie, presented by TUTS Underground, is a hard rock look at the life, legend and murders of Lizzie Borden.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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