Don't expect Tiger Woods to keep failing at golf too.
The divorce Tiger Woods never wanted to happen is now official. It's back to being Elin Nordegren for the love of Tiger's life so far (and I really do believe he loved her in his narcissistic, the world-bows-to Tiger way.)
Bay County Circuit Court in the Florida Panhandle was the site of the court filing and the only terms that were released are that Tiger and Elin will "share parenting" of their kids — 3-year-old daughter Sam and 19-month-old son Charlie. With today's almost quiet news — at least by the scale of the Tiger Woods' cheating, sexting and wild driveway ride scandal — the path for the still No. 1 golfer in the world is clear.
He goes back to only really caring about golf again, something his too-quick Masters return (one that hurt his chances of getting back with Elin) indicated he never completely shook anyways.
Now that Woods is free from pretending that he put anything above golf — he was raised to do one thing under his dad's successful program and it wasn't to be a good husband — some of the pressure comes off.
Tiger couldn't save his marriage. But he will save his golf game.
This idea that Woods will never recover from his fall from false grace is laughable. It wouldn't even be that surprising to see a new Tiger (which would require only minor tweaking) in the first FedEx Cup tournament of the year, which starts Thursday. And any idea that he's done dominating will be gone by next year.
The mystery of this couple is how the ultra-private Elin will respond to walking away from the celebrity marriage she never really craved with mega millions.
In a time when true movie stars seem to be going extinct, Timothée Chalamet has emerged as an exception to the rule. Since 2021 he has headlined blockbusters like the two Dune movies and Wonka, and also earned an Oscar nomination for playing Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown (his second nomination following 2018’s Call Me By Your Name). Now, he’s almost assured to get his third nomination for the stellar new film, Marty Supreme.
Chalamet plays Marty Mauser, a world-class table tennis player living in New York. But reducing Marty to his best skill doesn’t do him justice, as he’s also a motormouth schemer who will do almost anything to achieve his dreams. He doesn’t have any qualms about wooing married women like neighbor Rachel (Odessa A’zion) or actress Kay Stone (Gwyneth Paltrow), or hiding his true ping pong skills to win money in scams with friends like Wally (Tyler the Creator).
Marty is seemingly on the go the entire movie, whether it’s trying to convince Kay’s millionaire husband Milton Rockwell (Kevin O’Leary) to fund his table tennis ambitions; or trying to track down the dog of Ezra (Abel Ferrara), a man he accidentally injures; or trying to avoid the ire of the boss at the shoe store where he works. Just when you think he might slow down, he’s off to the races on another plan or adventure.
Directed by Josh Safdie and written by Safdie and frequent co-writer Ronald Bronstein, the film is an almost continuous blast of pure energy for 2 ½ hours. So many different things happen over the course of the film that the story defies conventional narratives, and yet the throughline of Marty keeps everything tightly connected. His particular type of brash behavior turns much of the film into a comedy as he does and says things that are both shocking and thrilling.
Another thing that makes the movie sing is the fantastic characterization by Safdie and Bronstein. Almost every person who is given a speaking line in the film has a moment where they pop, which speaks to airtight dialogue that the writers have created. Characters will be introduced and then disappear for long stretches of time, and yet because they make such an impression the first time they’re on screen, it’s easy to pick up their thread right away.
Safdie, as he’s done previously with brother Bennie (Uncut Gems), calls on a host of well-known non-actors or people with interesting faces/vibes to inhabit supporting roles, and to a person they are crucial to the film’s success. O’Leary (of Shark Tank fame), rapper Tyler the Creator, director Ferrara, magician Penn Jillette, and fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi each deliver knockout performances. The relative unknowns who play smaller roles are just as impressive, making each beat of the film feel naturalistic.
Leading the way is the powerhouse performance by Chalamet. For one person to believably play both the famously reserved Dylan and also a firecracker like Marty is astonishing, and this role cements Chalamet’s status as his generation’s movie star. A’zion is a rising star who gets great moments as Marty’s on-again/off-again love interest. Paltrow pops in and out of the film, lighting up the screen every time she appears. Fran Drescher as Marty’s mom and Sandra Bernhard as a neighbor also pay dividends in small roles.
Josh Safdie’s first solo directorial effort is unlike any other movie this year, or maybe even this century. Thanks to its breakneck storytelling, a magnificent performance by Chalamet, and countless intangibles that Safdie employs expertly, the film smacks viewers in the face repeatedly and demands that they come back for more.
Tiger Woods and Elin are officially done.
Don't expect Tiger Woods to keep failing at golf too.
