Murder threat fun
"Unbeliebable!" Kim Kardashian inflames Twits after cozying up to Justin Bieber
In perhaps the funniest thing she's ever said, Kim Kardashian tweeted that the death threats she's been receiving since posting a picture of herself with tween pop sensation Justin Bieber are "unbeliebable." (It's a play on Bieber's name, Kardashian knows how to spell — at least as advanced as unbelievable.)
The two met at the White House Correspondents Dinner (of all places) and promptly began an innocent online flirtation. (I'll assume it's innocent, anyway, since Bieber is 16 to Kardashian's 29). Kardashian tweeted that she had "Bieber fever" while Bieber, for his part, referred to Kardashian as his girlfriend, apparently putting the ubiquitous star's life in danger.
Apparently, you don't mess with the 10-year-olds who think they're going to marry Bieber.
My favorite threat by far was this: "Wait til I get my hands on you, @KimKardashian. I got my @justinbieber PEZ dispenser as my weapon of choice."
Bieber has since called off his fans (termed "Bieber babies," not kidding) and politely asked them not to murder anyone. Considering this is the same group who've spurred cancelations of several promotional appearances for fear of rioting, I'd sleep with one falsely lashed eye open if I were Kardashian.
