Enjoy free weekends at Typhoon Texas before Memorial Day.
Photo courtesy of Typhoon Texas
Spring break may be over, but that hasn’t stopped thousands of locals from hitting water parks on the weekend now that the state is reopened and more immunizations occur during the pandemic.
Speaking of the pandemic: while it wreaked havoc on water parks, one is rewarding season pass holders on weekends with free admission. Typhoon Texas will kick off the pre-summer schedule with free admission for 2020 season pass holders from April 24 to May 23.
Those who do not own 2020 passes but are interested in 2021 membership can still enjoy the free weekends. Season passes ($69.99) and day passes are available online.
All attractions at Typhoon Texas (555 Katy Fort Bend Rd. next to Katy Mills Mall) will be open Saturdays and Sundays, 10:30 am–5 pm, during its pre-summer weekend schedule, per a press release. The water park opens daily for the summer season starting Memorial Day weekend.
Visitors can expect more than a mile of winding, twisting slide paths, a Texas-size wave pool, and a lazy river that’s longer than five football fields. Also on tap is the children’s “Gully Washer” boasting a massive, 800-gallon water bucket, slides, and more than 100 spray areas.
For eats, the park serves up slow-smoked barbecue and housemade sauce, cooked onsite daily. Big kids will enjoy draft and bottled beer, cocktails, and frozen boozy drinks in the Double T Bar.
Budget-minded guests, take note: Typhoon Texas offers free onsite parking (always a plus), free tubes, and free life jackets.
Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon in You're Cordially Invited
There’s something about weddings that comedy filmmakers love. From Four Weddings and a Funeral to The Wedding Singer to Wedding Crashers to Bridesmaids and beyond, the act of two people getting married provides plenty of opportunities for conflict, mixups, and mayhem on which comedies often thrive.
So the premise of You’re Cordially Invited, in which two weddings at a small island venue are accidentally booked on the same weekend, would seem to be rife with funny situations. Jim (Will Ferrell) is the single dad of Jenni (Geraldine Viswanathan), while Margot (Reese Witherspoon) is the high-powered sister of Neve (Meredith Hagner). Both have a connection to the Palmetto Hotel, and both think they have secured the first Saturday in June for the wedding of their family members.
The confusion over finding out the venue has been double-booked is initially met with reason and compromise. But as the two wedding parties butt heads jockeying for position among the island’s limited resources, tempers start to flare, and both Jim and Margot start to lean toward sabotage. What’s supposed to be the happiest day of their lives for the brides turns into a nightmare for both as their loved ones try to find ways to get back at one another.
Written and directed by Nicholas Stoller (Neighbors, Bros), the film is heavily dependent on the talents of its two stars. The scenes in which Ferrell and Witherspoon face off are the most enjoyable, as each uses skills they’ve learned over their long careers to elevate the film. Unfortunately, Stoller seemed to put most of his effort into their scenes, as anything involving their characters’ friends and families falls flat.
Stoller actually sets up the various quirks and tensions between the two groups well, but it's the execution of the subsequent scenes that is lacking. Whether it’s the fault of the editing team or Stoller himself, the pacing of the film is way off. Some scenes are cut short before they reach a good resolution, and others are extended well past the point of being funny.
The film mostly suffers from giving too much in certain situations and not enough in others. Jenni has a mostly anonymous group of female friends, portrayed by actors who all seem to have been given instructions to act over the top at all times, a trait that is more annoying than amusing. On the other hand, the craziness that the film seems to promise with its central premise never materializes. The acts of sabotage by Jim and Margot are so tame that they can’t even be called entertaining, much less hilarious.
The performances in the film face diminishing returns the further you go down the cast list. Both Ferrell and Witherspoon are talented enough to get by on charm alone, and even if these are far from their best roles, it’s still fun to see them. Viswanathan and Hagner are both fine, but the rest of the cast is uniformly uninteresting and occasionally off-putting.
You’re Cordially Invited is a great example of past results not equaling future success. Given the good films that Ferrell, Witherspoon, and Stoller have made in the past, it should have been relatively easy for them to make a pleasant if forgettable wedding movie. Instead, it’s a mostly unfunny affair with only a few moments that rise to their talents.
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You're Cordially Invited is now streaming on Prime Video.