An army of 8-year-old girls — Canadian pop idol Justin Bieber's target audience — woke up as groggy and red-eyed today as Lindsay Lohan does on every Sunday evening. Bieber made a musical appearance (if you want to call it that) on Saturday Night Live, which instantly lowered the average age of a viewer of Lorne Michaels' gasping franchise by 30 years.
In the wake of Bieber's showing — which include the traditional two songs from the musical guest and a few skits — many are wondering when the 16-year-old money making machine will take on full SNL hosting duties for a show. When will Bieber completely embrace comedy?
Wait ... didn't these questioners watch Bieber's musical numbers? He did go for the comedic touch all night, no? How else do you explain Bieb's agonizingly awkward go at doing Ludacris' rap part in "Baby"? And his lame try at jumping with his backup singers (was that a 16-year-old or Phil Mickelson straining for a few inches of vertical?) ... surely, that was intentionally hilarious.
Bieber's stage songs came out much funnier than host Tina Fey's surprisingly weak return attempt at tapping more out of that Sarah Palin gold mine. In fact, Fey's most amusing line came when she dubbed Bieber, a "dreamy, Christmas elf." Michaels should have yanked Fey and installed Bieber as an emergency fill-in host on the spot.
Then, let him sing for laughs.
What do you think though Bieber-ites? Surely, your hero meant to be funny when he broke into his notes. And don't be surprised when he brings Tina Fey (his latest Barbara Walters-level seduction attempt) to RodeoHouston next year.
Mabel (Piper Kurda) and King George (Bobby Moynihan) in Hoppers.
For the first 15 years of their history, animation studio Pixar delivered one classic film after another, an astonishing streak that included their first 11 movies. Things got bumpy starting with Cars 2 in 2011, and even though the majority of their output has been good-to-great ever since, their releases are no longer considered slam dunks like they once were.
They’re back with an original film, Hoppers, trying to return to form by going back to the animal world. The film centers on Mabel (Piper Kurda), a 19-year-old environmentalist who’s trying to stop a new highway being built by Mayor Jerry (Jon Hamm) in the fictional city of Beaverton. Her activism has as much to do with helping displaced local animals as it does with being nostalgic for her youth, in which she spent years observing nature with her Grandma Tanaka (Karen Huie).
She finds an unlikely possible solution when she discovers that her college professors have created a system that allows them to transfer — or hop — their consciousness into animal-like robots. Hijacking a beaver robot, Mabel joins up with the local wildlife, including beaver King George (Bobby Moynihan) to try to convince them to help her execute her plan. But with the highway almost complete and Mayor Jerry willing to do anything to make it happen, Mabel might be too late.
Directed by Daniel Chong and written by Jesse Andrews from a story by Chong, the film cycles through a variety of genres in its 105-minute running time, including comedy, drama, thriller, and even a touch of Pixar-style horror. When Pixar has been at its best, it seamlessly goes back and forth between genres, trusting that audiences will go along with them for the ride, and Hoppers feels like a return to form in that respect.
Humor rules the day as Mabel adjusts to being part of the animal world while her professors desperately try to get her and their robot back. Mabel encounters not only wildly confusing things like “pond rules” (if a predator catches you, you don’t fight it), but also the existence of a hierarchy within the world that involves kings or queens from various animal classes like reptiles, birds, amphibians, fish, and insects. Her one-track mind and the way of the world she is invading clash in a variety of funny ways.
As the film goes along, Chong, Andrews, and the rest of the filmmaking team also find a way to burrow into the audience’s heart. There are many elements that threaten to tip into eye-rolling territory, but the filmmakers consistently pull back before that happens. The number of fun characters on both the human and animal side helps in that regard, as does the simple yet profound message they’re trying to convey.
Pixar has assembled one of the best voice casts in recent memory for this film, including such big names as Meryl Streep, Dave Franco, Melissa Villaseñor, Vanessa Bayer, and the late Isiah Whitlock, Jr. However, due to the sheer number of characters, only Kurda, Moynihan, and Hamm truly stand out. Still, they all fit together well and give the always-stellar animation even more life.
Since the pandemic, Pixar has only released one truly great film (Inside Out 2), but with Hoppers and the seemingly bulletproof Toy Story 5 coming within a few months of each other, they might go back-to-back on that front. Like the classic films from the studio, it has goofy, heartfelt, and exciting parts, mixing together for an enthralling time at the theater.
