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    Top Chef episode 5 recap

    Top Chef recap: A smokin' brisket challenge and Chef Evelyn's big moment

    Eric Sandler
    Apr 1, 2022 | 9:11 am
    That's a lot of Houston barbecue talent.
    That's a lot of Houston barbecue talent.
    Photo by David Moir Bravo

    This week’s episode of Top Chef tasked the cheftestants with the ultimate Texas challenge: smoking a brisket. A welcome follow up to last week’s episode that saw the contestants confined to the studio, episode five took them to J-Bar-M Barbecue in EaDo, where the 10 remaining chefs made dishes that utilized smoked brisket.

    After an episode that could have been filmed anywhere with a guest judge from New York City, this week’s show highlighted the diversity of Houston’s barbecue scene. The diners for the Elimination Challenge brought together almost as much culinary talent as this weekend’s Houston Barbecue Festival will. They tasted and rated the brisket-based dishes the contestants made, and their presence provided some much needed local color.

    Let’s break down the show from a Houston perspective by highlighting the local people and places who appeared in the episode. Then we’ll check in on the progress of local cheftestant Evelyn Garcia and keep track of the overall competition.

    Featured Houstonians
    Full credit to whoever advised Top Chef producers on the guest list for the barbecue challenge. Guest judge Greg Gatlin, a graduate of both St. Thomas High School and Rice University, has earned wide acclaim for the way he blends both central and east Texas styles at Gatlin’s BBQ in Garden Oaks. Always a gregarious presence at his restaurant, Gatlin provides real insight and deft commentary alongside Top Chef alum Brooke Williamson. Combined with his star-making turn in Netflix’s High on the Hog documentary series, someone should really find a way to put him on TV more often.

    Joining Gatlin at the meal are a who’s who of Houston barbecue pitmasters and restaurateurs. They share their insights about how the contestants faired with the prized protein. As always, the editing moves pretty fast, which can make it hard to recognize everyone. Here’s the list of people who appear in the picture above alongside Top Chef regulars Gail Simmons, Tom Colicchio, and Padma Lakshmi:

    • Randy Duncan - Daddy Duncan’s BBQ
    • Karen and Jamie Fain - Fainmous BBQ
    • Patrick Feges and Erin Smith - Feges BBQ
    • Greg Gatlin and his mother Mary Gatlin - Gatlin’s BBQ
    • Levi Goode - Goode Co. Barbeque
    • Ara Malekian - Harlem Road Texas BBQ
    • Scott Moore and Michelle Holland - Tejas Chocolate + Barbecue
    • Theo and Don Nguyen - Khói Barbecue
    • Richard Orozco and Robert Quiroga - Piper’s BBQ (subsequently closed)
    • Joseph Quellar - JQ’s Tex-Mex Barbecue
    • Sloan Rinaldi - Texas Q
    • Misti and Russell Roegels - Roegels Barbecue
    • Willow Villarreal and Jasmine Barela - J-Bar-M Barbecue
    • Robin Wong, Terry Wong, and Quy Hoang - Blood Bros. BBQ

    Villarreal deserves additional recognition for his role in guiding the cheftestants through the challenge. While the competitors are responsible for trimming and seasoning their briskets — some with better results than others — J-Bar-M’s soft-spoken pitmaster assist them with getting the details right by advising when to rotate their briskets or spray them with apple cider vinegar.

    J-Bar-M also shines. Filmed a few weeks before the restaurant opened to the public in November, its impressive smokehouse and massive kitchen get put to good use by the contestants.

    “I feel we’re about to use the Rolls Royce of barbecue smokers here,” contestant Luke Koplin says. “It’s pretty cool.”

    How did Evelyn Garcia do
    Our local cheftestant came dangerously close to being eliminated last week, but she shined in the barbecue challenge. Her brisket curry with aromatic rice, pickled vegetables, and burnt ends crumble earned unanimous raves from all of the judges and secured her first Elimination Challenge win.

    “This is a dish that if you put this on a menu, it becomes a signature,” Colicchio raves. “People would come for this. It’s destination food.”

    At judges’ table, Lakshmi adds her own praise: “Where have you been all my life? This is the curry I’ve been looking for,” she says.

    Garcia will be serving the winning dish at a pop-up that's taking place this Sunday, April 3, at Tenfold Coffee from 3-6 pm (101 Aurora St.). Go early. It will sell out.

    Who wins
    Chef Evelyn is joined in the top three by Jackson Kalb and Buddaho Lo, the two chefs who won last week’s Elimination Challenge. Jackon takes a risk by grinding his brisket to stuff into scarpinocc pasta with cornbread crumble and “buerre-becue” sauce, but it manages to preserve enough smoke flavor to showcase the meat. Buddha puts a Texas twist on beef bourguignon with beef fat potato croquette, onion jam, and raw beet that shows his strong French technique and deft knife work.

    Who goes home
    Ashleigh kitchen pepper-rubbed brisket with sweet potato slicks and cream of collards soup draws the judges’ ire for improper technique — her brisket is cut too thick to eat easily — and being under-seasoned. In a close call with chefs Jo Chan and Monique Feybesse, she’s told to pack her knives, but, spoiler alert, she wins Last Chance Kitchen and will reenter the competition in next week’s show.

    Who exceeded expectations
    Once again, chef Damarr Brown acquits himself well in the Elimination Challenge. Although his smoked brisket with candied yams, braised cabbage, and Worcester consomme doesn’t make the top three, his balanced flavors and precise execution led to a dish that looks very tasty.

    That's a lot of Houston barbecue talent.

    Top Chef Houston episode 5 Houston barbecue crew
    Photo by David Moir/Bravo
    That's a lot of Houston barbecue talent.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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