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Down one Goddess and one TV show: Charlie Sheen only wins at getting fired

  • Charlie Sheen has been officially fired.
  • By his TV show and one of his Goddesses Bree Olson.
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Charlie Sheen may live his life focused on winning — he's got the word tattooed on his wrist and made it a trending topic on Twitter — but his bizarre behavior over recent weeks has dealt him a couple big losses.

First, one of his two "goddess" girlfriends — more commonly known as porn star Bree Olson — called things off over the weekend.

And now Sheen's gotten a pink slip from Warner Bros., which officially fired him from his hit show Two and a Half Men Monday afternoon.

Warner Bros. said no decision has been made on whether the series will continue without Sheen, even though rumors continue to swirl about John Stamos joining the cast.

Sheen has previously said that he would sue Warner Bros and CBS for breach of contract if the studio terminated him, and he reportedly does not have a good behavior clause in his contract.

He hasn't commented on his new (un)employment status yet. Unless tweeting "#WINNING" or "fastball; Cuban, a mad genius, proclaimed every brain cell in ths Warlock brain 2 B a weapon of mass destruction. U've been warned; by him," is a response.

I wouldn't know, I don't speak tiger blood.

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