Overreaction 101
Outlawing flash mobs is no crime fighting solution: Unless you ban planking andparkour too
We can all agree that mobs are bad, right? Whether we're referring to, you know, The Mob, or just hordes of angry people, both earn a decided thumbs down.
But flash mobs? Aren't those the fun, spontaneous dance parties organized via the Internet that were so popular in 2006? Modern Family made them look so fun!
Lately flash mobs have been earning a bad name for being something other than ridiculous pleas for attention. In London, Philadelphia, and even places like Germantown, Md., crowds have organized via Twitter, Facebook and Blackberry Messenger and engaged in looting and violence. Now police are looking for ways to criminalize the use of social media to organize criminal behavior. But do we really need to?
If gathering in public because of social media was a crime, would there have been an Arab Spring in Egypt? Where does protecting against riots end and stifling legal dissent begin?
Look, crimes are crimes. If you show up to a store and walk out with something that you didn't pay for, that's equally illegal whether you are alone or one of 300 people doing the same thing. Explicitly exhorting other people to commit crimes is illegal, too — no matter which method of communication you use.
If gathering in public because of social media was a crime, would there have been an Arab Spring in Egypt? Where does protecting against riots end and stifling legal dissent begin?
Honestly, if you're going to make flash mobs illegal, please include the ones where people dance unnecessarily in crowded places. Those are pretty played out. While we're at it, let's make crimes of planking, parkour and Walking Around With Those Damn Earbuds On.
That'll show these kids today.