Baywatch needs to lobby
Kiss me I'm dying: New lipless CPR will deprive future generations of makeoutexcuses
Aug 1, 2010 | 9:24 am
The American Heart Association has decided that CPR no longer requires mouth-to-mouth contact. Way to take all the lightheartedness out of a life-or-death situation, guys.
Pros? Less germs. Also shy, awkward people might end up saving a few lives.
Cons? People everywhere will be less likely to administer CPR, pubescents have no fool-proof first kiss lead in, and I fear Baywatch will quickly lose its cultural relevance.
It is, however, still advised to use mouth-to-mouth on children. They say it's because children are more likely to suffer breathing problems than heart failure, but I think we know who's behind this.

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