Sex rehab is the new black
Jesse James seeks treatment for his wandering penis
Last year, it seemed the hottest celebrity trend was being hospitalized for "exhaustion" or "dehydration" (read: drugs).
Now, it's checking yourself into rehab for banging women other than your wife. It all began when David Duchovny got a little too into character while filming Californication, and the trend went national when all of Vegas and greater Orlando came out of the woodwork to dish on their dalliances with Tiger Woods.
Now, cheater-of-cheaters Jesse James has checked himself into a treatment facility in an attempt to save his
image some alimony marriage.
I call James the supreme cad because while Woods may have bedded more women, James' women were also Nazi friendly. How many Nazi sympathizers does one have to intercourse before he turns into one? That question was answered this week.
Combined with wife Sandra Bullock's sweetheart-status and her total devotion to his kids — and long-term efforts to help him secure custody of them — James reigns as the most self-absorbed, thoughtless ass of them all.
But maybe I should give the man a break, he must be going through a lot. To top it all off, he just got a speeding ticket. Oh, wait ...