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    Music Matters

    Grumpy Old Men: The Eagles needlessly admonish and police their fans, but their concert magic remains

    Jane Howze
    Feb 22, 2014 | 2:46 pm

    The long awaited History of the Eagles tour finally touched down in Houston at the Toyota Center Friday night to a sold out yet decidedly older and mellower crowd. Based on the highly acclaimed documentary of the same name, the concert traces the band’s beginnings in the early 1970s and includes most of their chart toppers through 1979.

    The tour kicked off in Louisville in July and has made its way to over 50 cities. It will conclude its North America leg in Columbus on March 5 and a European tour begins in May. After that, who knows?

    Aside from Paul McCartney, whose voice is a little suspect at times, I can't think of any artists whose voices have held up as well.

    I was a little worried that the band had been touring too long when during the first five minutes of the show Don Henley admonished the chatty audience, still settling into their seats, “to go outside if you want to talk.” That, along with ushers who acted like Nazi gestapos in ferreting out and shaming anyone trying to text or take a cell phone photo, made it seem that the Eagles were getting a little out of sorts and becoming — well, grumpy old men who had lost their pizzazz.

    But I needn’t have worried.

    Full disclaimer here. I became a big fan after reviewing the documentary at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival and seeing the Eagles in seven concerts in the past year. What can you say about the seventh concert that you didn’t say about the first and sixth concerts that I reviewed for CultureMap? Here's what I noted:

    Same Old Concert Set

    The 27-song, three-hour concert, is divided into two parts that begins with co-founders Glenn Frey and Henley on a sparse stage with acoustic guitars, singing the little known "Saturday Night." Bernie Leadon, who left the Eagles 38 years ago, joins on "Train Leaves Here This Morning," another rarely played but sleepy ballad.

    One-by-one the others — Timothy B. Schmit, Joe Walsh, and backing musicians — deliver "Tequila Sunrise," "Lyin’ Eyes" (Frey dedicated that nasty kiss-off to his first wife, “Plaintiff”) and "Doolin-Dalton," "One of These Nights," and ends with a soaring "Take it to the Limit." The songs are interlaced with filmed commentary by Frey and Henley, which lowers the energy level of the crowd to that of a snooze fest.

    After a brief intermission, Walsh sings the wistful and poignant "Pretty Maids in a Row" and the concert slowly builds with "I Can’t Tell You Why," "New Kid in Town" and "Love Will Keep Us Alive." Walsh, who is engaging, quirky and a heck of a guitar player shines as he performs "In the City" and "Life’s Been Good."

    The show rises to a crescendo with "Life in the Fast Line," "In the Long Run" and two encores that includes the band’s signature song, a note-perfect "Hotel California," "Take It Easy" and Henley's hauntingly soulful solo "Desperado."

    Not only is the set list the same from concert to concert but so are the jokes and stories. As I sat with my Houston friends, I would say “Now is the time where Glenn Frey says that he is from Detroit where mother is half of a word." For better or for worse — not that I minded — spontaneity and passion have been sacrificed for precision. Even Walsh throwing Kleenex on a stage is exactly the same each night.

    As the band resumed touring after Christmas break, Henley was asked if there would be changes to the set list and replied, “If it isn’t broken, why fix it?”

    True enough but there are some diehard Eagles fans who wish they had included some of the hits from the highly acclaimed 2007 album Long Road Out of Eden.

    The Eagles Are Perfectionists

    The corollary to every concert being the same is that every concert is really good. The Eagles do not phone it in. They do not cut sets short. Every instrument is perfectly tuned and I can’t remember any of them ever sounding off-key or missing a cue.

    Even though I have heard that Don doesn’t care much for his signature song, "Desperado," he closes the show with it and gives it his all. And a concert in Birmingham is every bit as good as those in Los Angeles or New York.

    The Eagles Yearn To Improve

    In early concerts on this tour, I was struck by how disengaged the band (other than the effervescent Walsh) was from the audience — even in Henley’s adopted town of Dallas. I so badly wanted them to soak in the love from the audience but they left quickly. Not so at the Toyota Center or maybe it’s impossible to walk away from a Houston crowd.

    In the seven months since the tour launched, the band is more engaged with each other and after the concert they signed a couple of autographs from those in the front row. Henley even blew a kiss to the crowd. But the changes are larger than audience acknowledgment. The lighting is more dramatic, extra camera angles have been added and many of the songs have been re-worked to provide a slightly different instrumental arrangement or more dramatic conclusion.

    The Eagles Are Grumps

    It started in last fall when Frey told audience members to stop texting while the band was playing — they could do that later. By the New York concert, this had escalated to security guards roaming the audience ordering those with cellphone cameras to put them away. At one of the recent Los Angeles concerts Frey asked people not to stand during ballads and of course there were the omnipresent ushers patrolling the aisles looking for cameras or cell phones.

    Since some of their songs are in that in-between space of rock and ballad, no one knew if they could stand or not so they sat. It put a damper on the energy level of the crowd.

    In Frey's defense, he was trying to make sure everyone could see, but it came across somewhat curmudgeonly. It is understandable they don’t want people taping their concerts — try posting even 30 seconds worth on YouTube and it will be taken down in minutes — but most fans believe that paying several hundred dollars a seat should at least allow them to snap a quick picture.

    Two weeks ago Paul Simon and Sting performed at the Toyota Center and seemed to welcome snapshots. C’mon guys — go with the flow.

    Grumpy or not: The Eagles are terrific

    Despite all the hard living they did during the '70s, the Eagles have not lost the magical harmonies for which they are known and are still versatile musicians, though Henley, 66, has lost a step or two on drums. Over the years they have added talented back-up musicians who have been with them for many years and the phenomenally talented Steuart Smith on guitar. But the Eagles are still damn good.

    Aside from Paul McCartney, whose voice is a little suspect at times, I can't think of any artists whose voices have held up as well as Frey's, 65, and Henley's. Their a cappella intro to "Heartache Tonight" was spot on. Not knowing when or if the band will return to Houston, the audience was appreciative of what the Eagles have contributed and the level at which they could still perform.

    "Iconic" was the word our group used to describe the Eagles.

    The band performed most of their songs while standing in a line in front of a large screen.

    The Eagles at Toyota Center February 2014
    Photo by Jane Howze
    The band performed most of their songs while standing in a line in front of a large screen.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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