Because he plays for the team that no one gets upset about, Carlos Lee's mammothstruggles have largely been ignored.
Meanwhile, Boston's David Ortiz finds his every strikeout analyzed in a realbaseball town.
Barbara and George Bush are beyond super loyal fans — they actually went to aDiamondbacks-Astros game this week — but most everyone else is sleeping.

Transplanted to Fenway

The Houston Astros are horrific and absolutely no one cares: Can we get one boo?