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Tourist trapped? Here's the official alt list for accommodations on Final Fourweekend
Has the hotel rush for the NCAA Final Four championship got your jock strap all tied up in knots? Fear not — we've compiled a comprehensive list of tried and true places to crash between three pointers and Washington Avenue 'bro brouhaha. You won't find these under-the-radar finds on Orbitz or Priceline. What you will find, though, is a wealth of authentic local flavor.
CultureMap office deck: We're opening up our gates for the tired, huddled bball fans. Actually, our gates are locked, but our lovely deck overlooking Buffalo Bayou is fully accessible from the public downtown promenade. Just take a tube down the bayou to the games! Alternatively, the patio is walking distance from the UH-Downtown METRO Rail station.
METRO Rail: Speaking of trains, why not park it on one of the sleek German-engineered rail cars? This is your chance to fulfill all of your unrequited Boxcar Children dreams.
Cullen Sculpture Garden: Get off at the Museum District station and make way toward the tony enclave of world-class sculptures held by the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston. Squatting has never been this refined.
Julia Ideson Reading Garden: The majestic alcove attached to the historic Spanish Neo-Renaissance Julia Ideson Library will cradle you to sleep after one-too-many at Professional Bull Riders.
Bush Intercontinental Airport: After blowing your savings at the Swatch boutique, take it easy on the miles of armrests. We recommend Terminal E for the ultimate in comfort.
Sabine Street Promenade (underground): As dusk approaches, follow the ducks to their resting quarters, where they will undoubtedly present you with a down comforter. There's nothing like a few reps of yoga in the early spring sunlight as you wake up cuddling your new feathered friends beneath the Sabine Street Promenade.
Roche Bobois: Pull a circa-Where the Heart Is Natalie Portman and crash at this decadent design atelier. If the management poses a problem, hide under issues of PaperCity Magazine.
Planned Parenthood: Nobody's using those operating tables after dark (we think), so they're essentially up for grabs. While you're in the area, take in some culture at the nearby Orange Show.
Wonder Bar: Who among us has not passed out upon one of those cadmium-hued lipped urinals? Make it an 8-hour experience, and wake up refreshed and ready to take on the NCAA crowds.
Houston Museum of Natural Science Greenhouse: We have a little "in" there . . . just tell them Lois sent you.