Not Your Ordinary Sports Show
How to watch and actually enjoy the worst Monday Night Football game in history:Lean on the piano-playing comic cop
There are bad Monday Night Football Games — and then there's Seahawks-Rams, a matchup so putrid that it deserves its own dimension.
Speculation is already rampant that tonight's ESPN groan fest ($15.2 billion cannot buy more than Seahawks-Rams?) will be the lowest-rated Monday Night Football game of all time. Even diehard NFL fans who tune in to see 5-7 Seattle take on 2-10 St. Louis might need to take a step back for self examination.
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
But there is one way to get through this Monday Night Game with semblance of dignity — and much more entertainment than you'd expect. Check out Houston Texans tackle Eric Winston's online MNF companion show, Not Your Ordinary Sports Show (which plays every Monday night at 7:30 p.m. in the video module on the front page of CultureMap). OK, it's supposed to be a Monday Night Football companion show . . . but on this Monday, you might just want to keep your TV off and only watch Winston and his guests in this THEBUS (the name of Winston and his partners' online TV network) production .
They are guaranteed to sound more intelligent than Pete Carroll.
Former Houston Police Department officer turned piano-playing comic Billy D. Washington (see, doesn't this sound much better already?), and two returning guests (Green Bay Packers Hall of Famer Greg Koch and comedian Tommy Drake, who is Not Your Ordinary Sports Show's Andy Richter, he's on so often) are set to join Winston in the studio. 610 AM sports director Robert Henslee is the show moderator.
And yes, Henslee is smart enough to keep Winston talking about the Texans making the playoffs for the first-time in franchise history (and maybe the season-ending injury to fellow offensive lineman Mike Brisiel) much more than Marshawn Lynch. You'll barely even remember that there is a game on.
And that's a good thing.