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The wedding video that Tony Romo doesn't want you to see: And the bizarrebridesmaid divide
Warning: Do not let your girlfriends watch the video of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Candice Crawford's recent wedding.
The wedding took place at Dallas's Lee Park on May 28 and was more of a fairytale than any Disney movie can claim to be.
The wedding video teaser (yes, teaser) went live online Wednesday afternoon, but was promptly pulled from all outlets after it began to go viral.
The video featured every step of the wedding day from getting ready to the getaway car. Sounds pretty normal, right? Wrong.
Crawford was shown primping for her big day, but instead of her gaggle of bridesmaids supervising the application of her makeup, she was shown being airbrushed by a professional, much like the former Miss Missouri that she is.
Another shot featured Romo shaving in preparation for his nuptials, but shots of the actual ceremony show him looking suspiciously scruffy, which has elicited a strong outcry from the online community.
The video featured every step of the wedding day from getting ready to the getaway car. Sounds pretty normal, right? Wrong.
Other notable occurrences included the volcanic-like eruption of confetti when the couple shared their first wedded kiss (one commentator even offered up that "It's good to know Romo got a chance to celebrate with confetti once in his life") and fireworks lighting up the night sky as the pair rode off into wedded bliss in a vintage convertible.
According to People.com, the bride wore a gown custom made by Rani Totman, which Crawford picked out well before the engagement was official. Her bridesmaids sparkled in gold Badgley Mischka cocktail dresses with glitzy belts.
Another highlight of the wedding trailer was Crawford's completely bedazzling high heels made especially for the occasion.
Notably absent from the film (but present at the ceremony as a groomsman), however, was her famous brother — Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford.
The strangest part of the video, however, was the background song selection. The film was beautifully shot, but played against a background of Coldplay's "Fix You," a depressing song about troubled partners in a relationship.
The video, overall, is less endearing than the now famous video of Jordan Shipley serenading his former Texas teammate Colt McCoy during the quarterback's wedding, and not quite as awe inducing as model Coco Rocha's opus of a wedding video.