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    The Farmer Diaries

    Texas farmer shares seedless secret to growing summer veggies through winter

    Marshall Hinsley
    Marshall Hinsley
    Sep 13, 2015 | 9:00 am

    For years, I've grown greens right through the winter, long after cucumbers, squash, and okra have been killed by the first frost of the season. I've enjoyed the kale, collards, mustard greens, broccoli, and turnips that fill my dinner plate until the spring, even as I crave the meatier flavors of summer.

    I've tried to vary my wintertime harvest. Two years ago, I grew squash and cucumbers in a small greenhouse my father built back in the '80s. But I learned that, although I could grow a pretty plant, it bore no fruit. These crops require bees to pollinate them, and there were none to be found during the cold, rainy part of the year.

    I did net a few cucumbers, the result of my hand-pollination of female flowers by poking their male counterparts into their petals. But the process was time-consuming and relied on the right humidity, temperature, time of day, and age of the flower to fall into place. Mimicking nature's processes proved to be no easy task and hardly worth the effort.

    The benefits of seedless hybrids
    But then last fall, I stumbled onto the secret that professional growers use to grow summertime crops year-round: seedless hybrids, bred to need no insects for pollination. These are the source for the cucumbers and zucchini we see in grocery stores during the winter.

    These seedless hybrids are gynoecious, which means that they produce only female flowers. Female flowers have what look like tiny fruits already formed underneath them. In fact, that's kind of what they are — but to grow into something worth eating in standard varieties, these little fruits must contain fertilized seeds or they'll dry up and fall off. Not so with the hybrids.

    These hybrids have another trait that's been bred into them by trial and error: They're parthenocarpic, which means that their ovules don't need to be pollinated in order for the plant to grow a cucumber or squash large enough to pick. They grow on their own, and because they've not been pollinated, they are almost always seedless.

    I was resistant to buying hybrid seed. They're not genetically engineered; hybrids have been around for centuries and are produced through traditional breeding methods. I avoid them only because they don't produce seed that can be relied on to grow a new generation of crops, which is really no big deal. So, I dropped my hang-ups and made an allowance for these hybrids because the promise of picking summer vegetables in the dead of winter was too enticing to pass up.

    The trial with squash and cucumber
    For my first attempt at so-called controlled environment agriculture, I bought a pack each of Partenon squash and Corinto cucumbers from Johnny's Select Seed. The seeds are pricier than standard varieties. A mini pack costs about $5 or $6 for just 10 seeds, which is understandable because hybrids are labor intensive and can take decades of breeding to perfect.

    A mishap involving crickets left me with only three squash sprouts, a day or two after they popped up last January. In two-gallon plastic flower pots with coconut coir and perlite as the growing medium, they grew quickly into full-sized squash plants with broad, beautiful, green leaves and healthy stalks.

    By February, they bloomed with succulent flowers that blossomed longer than the standard varieties I've grown. They didn't drop off when the fruit began to put on mass, so I was able to pluck them off whole for an added treat of fried squash blossoms.

    About a week and a half after forming, the zucchini squash were ready to pick. In the kitchen, they sliced up nicely but were firmer than their standard cousins. Sauteed with onions, they were indistinguishable from the zucchini I pick in midsummer. There on my plate in the middle of winter was a side of squash, which I considered a success.

    More impressive were the seedless cucumbers I planted in one-gallon plastic pots using the same growing medium. Three weeks into their growth, I found it necessary to support their fast-growing vines up several strings of jute twine that I hooked onto the rafters of the greenhouse eight feet above ground. The vines grew up the twine and across the rafters and back down toward the ground so fast that I felt I could see their progress from hour to hour.

    Along each foot of their growth, a flower that needed no bees or butterflies for pollination bloomed and dropped off, leaving a shiny, dark green cucumber in its place. After about two weeks of growth, the cucumbers were ready to slice up and put in a salad.

    The squash was an acceptable substitute for the superior standard summertime varieties, but the cucumbers were better than the varieties I grow outdoors. They were long and slender with thin, smooth skin. Their flavor was mild without a hint of bitterness.

    Seedless success
    By the beginning of March, when one last snowfall blanketed the ground outside the greenhouse, my five indoor plants were growing three to five cucumbers each. Fruit hung down all the way up the vines and down from the rafters overhead.

    By spring, aphids overtook my squash plants, but I fended them off the cucumbers with a daily application of plant wash. The cucumbers continued to produce until June, when I directed my labor back to outdoor growing. They could have lived on and yielded plenty more, but I didn't have the time to tend these monster vines.

    As I prepare my greenhouse for this winter, I've begun to plan on other seedless hybrids I'll try out. They'll grow with the greens I produce hydroponically. I only need to keep the temperature above 50 for everything to stay safe.

    If I had no access to a greenhouse, I'd still grow a couple of pots of each in the sunlight of a south-facing patio door, maybe with a little supplemental light from an LED grow light. I can also see these doing well on an apartment balcony, as long as they're brought in any night when frost is likely. The cukes would have to be pruned, of course. A sunroom might even be a better place than a greenhouse as the warmer temperatures are preferable.

    Both the squash and the cucumbers were heavy feeders; I watered them with a stout solution of hydroponic nutrients. This gave them the moisture and the food they needed in one easy task.

    When it was cold and cloudy, they needed this treatment only twice a day. By May, when the sun was shining and the days were long, I watered and fed them about five times each day. I'll automate this work with pumps and timers this year.

    Seedless hybrids have opened my mind up to a whole new approach to keeping my pickings coming in year-round. For now, I plan to use these to add variety to my wintertime fare. As I hope to one day move up from being just a hobby farmer to a full-time commercial grower, I'm sure I'll rely on these hybrids for a steady harvest to take to the market.

    One of the advantages to growing hybrid squash indoors during the winter is a plentiful supply of delicious squash blossoms.

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    Photo by Marshall Hinsley
    One of the advantages to growing hybrid squash indoors during the winter is a plentiful supply of delicious squash blossoms.
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    Get a room

    Inside the former brothel that's now downtown Houston's hottest new bar

    Emily Cotton
    Oct 16, 2026 | 10:30 am
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    Put on a No Vacancy robe and enjoy a welcome glass of champagne.

    With a name like No Vacancy, it comes as little surprise that this “hotel bar” on Main Street is the hottest new ticket in town. Draped in mystique, the 1970s-inspired bar offers guests pure nostalgia from every which way and is so authentic that it’s difficult to decide who would have enjoyed it more: Hunter S. Thompson or David Lynch.

    Ostensibly run by “Dottie,” the mysterious, fantastical patroness of No Vacancy — whose past entertainment history was illuminated by red lights more than limelight — who invites guests to pass through the No Vacancy Pool to check-in at reception before choosing to spend the evening in the Lobby Bar, upstairs in Dottie’s Penthouse, or rent a suite…by the hour, of course.

    Before anyone gets the wrong idea, No Vacancy is strictly a bar for flirtatious foreplay, a game night with friends, and certainly for people watching. Dottie won’t stand for any hanky-panky. So, if things get a little too hot to handle, get a room — someplace else.

    The building at 410 Main Street, once a notorious Houston brothel in its own right, sets the perfect scene for a bar that displays framed brassieres once belonging to former showgirls and boasts an impressive collection of vintage Playboys. Even the large steel door (c.1877) that used to connect the brothel to the bank next door is still visible while taking the stairs up to Dottie’s Penthouse. And the bathrooms? All converted from what was once a row of shower rooms.

    “It’s a downtown, rundown hotel, you know? It used to be nice, I think that’s the important part,” says No Vacancy partner Carson Hager, who also operates ‘80s themed bar Cherry. “Because in Dottie’s mind, it probably still is nice. It’s an actual bar. There are so few actual bars anymore. We just want people to like it. It’s not a dive bar — that’s an actual distinction. It’s a hotel bar. Go to an actual bar and enjoy the details and have a good time and go home.”

    As for Hager’s relationship to the elusive Dottie: “When people ask, I tell them that I’m Dottie’s nephew and I run things when she’s not here.”

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    The commitment to the plot is evident in everything that is No Vacancy. Take, for instance, “Dottie’s Penthouse: The Menu Magazine.” This actual magazine — all 27 pages of it — offers guests a deep dive into Dottie’s personality while listing items of note such as Dottie’s house rules, Dottie’s Penthouse drink menu, fun facts, horoscopes, an advice column, crossword puzzle, raunchy cartoons, and even a fun “Which of Dottie’s Girls are You?” quiz.

    “The details of the building are one thing, but the details of the actual storyline behind everything are even more consistent and more thorough,” explains creative director and Dottie’s cosmic proxy Shilo de Armas. “The Penthouse Magazine enforces the actual story — it’s not just saying a story into the wind. Those types of structural things are what I’m most proud of. Truly, if I die today, that is something that I would really want on my grave. Talk about it in my eulogy. I’m the most proud of that than anything I’ve done. It just brings everything together because it has her house rules on page three, and you learn about who Dottie is when you read those house rules.”

    All of the hotel phones in No Vacancy are functional and routed through to reception and housekeeping. Guests in the suites may ring for service or choose to utilize the “Do Not Disturb” lights outside of the rooms. Housekeeping is outfitted in proper French maids’ outfits — feather dusters included — and cocktails arrive on carts, naturally.

    No Vacancy’s vintage televisions play a curated selection of era-appropriate programming, with custom commercials produced in-house. Think Marvin Zindler and Thunderbolt Transmissions-inspired content. Guests can switch channels, but the network is always No Vacancy Television: “NVTV…always turned on.”

    All of the furniture and decor are either vintage or antique, and the decision to go with carpeting throughout helps keep things intimate. Like many 70s-era spaces, patterns go wild at No Vacancy — think animal prints galore, plaids, stripes, and textured solids. Undergarments are tossed about, fabric canopies and draperies fill each room, and fringe adorns just about every other surface.


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    The downstairs level offers three different suites that can accommodate groups of four to six people, each with a different theme and speciality cocktail menu. While available by the hour, there is a 15 minute grace period to get settled in before the clock starts. Suites are $64.95-per-hour and include a round of complimentary welcome drinks upon arrival (up to four guests) — tailored to each suite.

    Prom After-Party Suite
    Up to six guests may join, receiving a welcome bucket of Jell-O shots upon check-in. Dottie’s handmade binder of drinking games is sure to entertain. Suite-specific cocktails include Dottie’s Wine Coolers (bottled, of course) in Passionfruit Pizzazz, Strawberry Fields, and Fuzzy Navel. In addition to the aforementioned Jell-O shots, patrons may order a classic Tiki Trashcan Punch, made in-room to serve four, with “Rum, more rum, Montenegro, tropical fruit punch, and 151 for fun.”

    Honeymoon Suite
    Up to four guests may join, receiving complimentary Moet champagne to begin the evening. This lover-inspired suite is encased in mirrors to three sides, plush privacy-draperies at the entrance, and includes fluffy red robes to enjoy during the evening. Imbibe suite-specific cocktails — “Save the Date,” “Honeymoon in Vegas,” and “Pillow Talk” — while cozied up in the round love seat.

    Side Piece Suite
    Up to six guests may join, receiving complimentary “Penicillin shots” to begin the evening. The decor takes guests for a walk on the wild side, with animal print upholstery and jungle-themed artwork. Suite-specific cocktails include the “Post Nut Clarity,” Campañera, and the suite’s signature drink “Strawberry Letter,” which serves four and is served in a high heel carafe.

    Lobby Bar
    Just past reception and the Side Piece Suite, the Lobby Bar offers guests a comfy barstool or a place in the No Vacancy semi-private rooms. With high-top tables for two, each semi-private room can be closed with curtains for privacy or left open for mingling — the semi-private rooms can also be combined to accommodate small groups. Classics include “Dottie Does Downtown” and the “Centerfold Sour.”

    No Vacancy Pool
    Rounding out the offerings on the first floor is the “pool.” Part of the exterior entrance area, the pool area offers those who wish to wait a menu of their own. The “Corn Star Margaritas,” “Desert Rose,” and “Poolside Sour,” are sure to help the time pass quickly. Dottie’s Wine Coolers are also available poolside.

    Dottie’s Penthouse
    Upstairs, guests are welcome to lounge in Dottie’s penthouse apartment, so long as they behave. The penthouse is comprised of a dining room, kitchen (i.e., bar), living room, bedroom, balcony, and office. The low lighting — mostly thanks to Dottie’s lava lamp collection, 18 total on the living room wall — throughout the spaces vibe perfectly with the jazz music. Distinct zones are perfect for couples and small groups who want to sit and chat.

    In the office, Dottie’s desk tells stories of its own, original building plans sit beneath a protective plexiglass, her counting machine, phone, Rolodex, and security camera screens all wrapped around the trappings of a seemingly ordinary business…take a closer look.

    Dottie’s Kitchen serves cocktails named after her “girls,” and all that that implies. The mezcal-forward menu does offer a vast variety of cocktails, but Dottie highly encourages guests to try something smoky. If that’s not in the cards, reach for a classic Peach Pimm’s Highball or Watermelon Ranch Water.

    As vintage fans continue to flock to No Vacancy, it’s worth noting that the bar only offers limited reservations for groups of eight or more in the Penthouse — but only until 7 pm on weekends. After that, it's first-come-first-served. Booking is available via text or through a quick DM to the No Vacancy Instagram account. It’s also a good idea to get on the waitlist if planning a last minute visit.

    “Dottie is nutty about having a home,” says Hager. “There is no such thing as just hanging around. If you don’t have a seat, you’re not getting in.”

    For those who choose to dress the part, or for those who just like to watch, No Vacancy has a strict no flash photography policy — and they mean it. No Meta glasses, ring lights, or cameras allowed either. No Vacancy is about as old-fashioned as they come.

    “The people who needed something like this, and have been wanting something like this in Houston in particular, that’s who it’s for,” says de Armas. “We want it to be for the people who get it. If people don’t get it, they don’t get it. That’s fine — bye!”

    No Vacancy is open 5 pm-2 am “every damn day.” Send Dottie a reservation or waitlist request at 713-597-7616 or DM her on Instagram.

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