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    These are the 14 best things to do in Houston this weekend

    Craig D. Lindsey
    Jul 24, 2024 | 6:30 pm

    If you’re the type of person who is open to anything, this weekend is going to a blast. You can drink copious amounts of Belgian ale downtown, consume sushi and matcha in Garden Oaks, watch a Japanese movie in the Museum District, listen to a football star’s mom speak near UH, hear an LGBTQ+ country star’s new album in Montrose, and get your heavy metal on in the East End.

    Yeah, it’s one of those weekends where anything goes. Read on for this weekend’s best bets.

    Thursday, June 25

    The Flying Saucer presents 100 Duvel Pours
    Next week, the Flying Saucer's downtown location will send server Andie Chisholm to Las Vegas to compete in the Duvel Perfect Pour competition. To practice, she is going to attempt to sell and pour 100 bottles of Duvel in one night. One of the signature characteristics of Duvel is its massive pillowy head that takes a bit of extra time and love to pour correctly. As one of the largest Duvel accounts in the world, the Flying Saucer believes this will mark the most Duvel poured by a single person in a day. 4 pm.

    Mariachi Festival presents Catrin & Catrina Competition
    This weekend, it will be showtime at Talento Bilingue de Houston as Mariachi Festival invites people to the Catrin & Catrina Competition. This is a free event, so come out and see some of the most beautiful, body-painted men (or “catrin,” which is Mexican slang for “a Dandy-like gentleman”) and women (or “catrina,” which is Mexican slang for “a well-dressed woman”). Mariachi Festival is a nonprofit organization founded in 2019, and their mission is to celebrate Hispanic culture through the arts. 6 pm.

    Stomping Grounds presents Karina Nistal & the Cosmic Cats
    Karina Nistal & the Cosmic Cats will be back at the Stomping Grounds in Garden Oaks this weekend. Join them for dinner from one of these amazing restaurants: Luloo’s Day & Night, Bollo Woodfired Pizza, La Mex, Rooster & Rice, Pho Fix, Himari Sushi, Sonoma Wine & Cheese, or Fat Cat Creamery. You certainly can’t miss all these cool options. There will also be a live fashion show from Gigi Jewelz after the performance. 8 pm.

    Friday, July 26

    Jurassic Quest
    Jurassic World: The Exhibition is still making noise in Katy, but there’s another dinosaur-filled journey coming back to town this weekend. Jurassic Quest is a three-day adventure through 165 million years of dinosaurs where visitors can roam among the true-to-life dino herd, take the video tour, and enjoy plenty hands-on for kids with a giant fossil dig, inflatables, rideable dinosaurs, a live Raptor training show, real fossils, photo opps, and more. 9 am.

    CLASS Bookstore presents A Conversation with Sabrina Greenlee
    Come and participate in an intimate conversation with author Sabrina Greenlee, mother of NFL star DeAndre Hopkins, about her book Grant Me Vision: A Journey of Family, Faith, and Forgiveness. Attendees will find light bites and refreshments, door prizes, and giveaways for the first 20 people who pre-order their books through the CLASS Bookstore website. Since there will only be a limited number of copies of the book on-site, preorders are strongly encouraged. 6:30 pm.

    Houston Broadway Theatre presents Next to Normal
    Next to Normal is a musical that delves into the heart of a typical American family dealing with the complexities of mental illness. With an electrifying pop/rock score, this performance takes audiences into the minds and hearts of each character, offering a deeply moving and insightful portrayal of life through love, sympathy, and acceptance. Recommended for audiences aged 13 and up, Next to Normal addresses adult themes, including mental health conditions and strong language, with sensitivity, humor, and heart. 1:30 pm (1:30 & 7:30 pm Saturday; 1:30 & 7 pm Sunday).

    Theatre Southwest presents The Festival of Originals
    Starting this weekend, Theatre Southwest will be giving audiences The Festival of Originals, otherwise known as The FOO, an annual event in which playwrights all around the world have an opportunity to submit a short play that they’ve written. Theatre Southwest selects five of these plays, each of which are assigned to different directors. The five plays are then put together in a single show on the stage, performed back-to-back. Through Saturday, August 10. 8 pm.

    Saturday, July 27

    Himari and ensō present Matcha Pop-Up
    Himari is partnering with local tea company ensō to bring a one-day-only matcha pop-up to Houston’s Garden Oaks neighborhood. Guests can experience various combinations of matcha with suggested sushi pairings and enter for their opportunity to win a $100 gift card to Himari. Matcha options include the OG Series (Three options of Ceremonial Matcha (Uji Homare, Seion, Kiyona), oat milk, pure cane) and the Matcha Lemonade (Cold Brew Matcha, Lemon, Pure Cane). The event is open to the public, and no reservation is necessary. 11 am.

    Cactus Music presents Orville Peck Stampede Listening Party
    For all you Orville Peck fans out there, giddy up to Cactus to listen early to his anticipated duets album Stampede. The 15-song collection, where the masked country star performs alongside artists such as Willie Nelson, Elton John, Beck, Margo Price, Kylie Minogue, and Diplo, will be out next Friday, August 2. The event will have free posters and free refreshments. Enter a raffle to win an Orville Peck Pride shirt. 1 pm.

    Lawndale Art Center presents The Big Slide Show
    After getting pre-empted a couple of weekends ago due to Hurricane Beryl, The Big Slide Show is back! Join Lawndale and artists from The Big Show 2024 as they give short presentations about their work. The Big Slide Show is a chance to hear directly from artists about their work and creative practice. Artists who will be giving presentations include Isela Aguirre, Beatriz Bellorin, Nabila Dadabhoy, Jeannette “Joy” Harris, Lia Rodi, Gretchen Sparks and Amy Elizabeth Wright. 2 pm.

    J-Bar-M Barbecue presents Extended FAM: Backyard BBQ Edition
    J-Bar-M Barbecue is partnering with Extended FAM to host an event celebrating all things Houston art and culture. The group, co-founded by visual artist Alex Roman Jr. (aka Donkeeboy), will showcase handpicked art by Roman Jr. and his Young Art Pros (YAP), a group of young professional artists mentored by Donkeeboy. The event will feature a limited menu collaboration between J-Bar-M and Taqueria Del Sol that will combine Texas barbecue with Mexican cuisine. 6 pm.

    Sunday, July 28

    Heavy Metal Market
    The Punk Rock Garage Sale was last week. Now, get in a headbanging mood with the Heavy Metal Market, to be held at Equal Parts Brewing. Houston's metal scene is about to get even more epic with some new vendors in the market. Michael Haaga, a graphic artist and former member of Dead Horse, The Demonseeds, Superjoint Ritual and other groups, will be a special guest. Grave City will spin records, while Boombox Tacos will serve up delicious food. 1 pm.

    Mutiny Wine Room presents Paella Sunday
    Head to the Heights wine bar and restaurant for an exclusive culinary experience with chef Eduardo Alcayaga, who will prepare paella with seafood on the patio. Add a Spanish wine pairing for $15. Prior to the paella, snack on appetizers that include hummus and Mutabal dip with rye bread and crudité, Gulf snapper ceviche with sweet potato chips, and house-baked bread basket with cultured butter and strawberry jalapeño jam. 1 pm (Additional seatings at 4 pm and 6:30 pm).

    The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston presents The Makioka Sisters
    Adapted from the 1948 literary classic by Jun’ichirō Tanizaki, Kon Ichikawa’s 1983 adaptation of The Makioka Sisters follows the lives of four siblings who have taken on their family’s kimono manufacturing business in the years leading up to the Pacific War. The two oldest have been married for some time, but according to tradition, the rebellious youngest sister cannot wed until the third (conservative and terribly shy) finds a husband. See it in glorious 35mm! 5 pm.

    Jurassic Quest
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    Jurassic Quest takes place this weekend.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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