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Here are the top 14 things to do in Houston this weekend

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day at Post HTX

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We won't blame anyone who gets butterflies this weekend — the whole city will, as a beloved butterfly centers spreads its wings again. Foodie alert: Some tasty food events pop up all around town, while boss babes, plants, rodeo, and wellness all vie for your attention at weekend markets and events.

Meanwhile, revelers can raise a glass to St. Patrick downtown, as a cool destination celebrates the day a week early. Enjoy; here are you best bets for the weekend.

Thursday, March 9

Burger Bodega & Craft Pita Cheeseburger Pita Collab

Houston restaurants Burger Bodega and Craft Pita are teaming up to make a special edition cheeseburger pita. The pita consists of a smashed kafta patty, akawi cheese, Lebanese pickles, grilled onions, and Harlem aioli sauce. The pita will only be available for one day. The collaboration is part of a series that Burger Bodega will host with guest chefs in Houston. Chef Rafael Nasr of Craft Pita will be the first Houston chef to collaborate with Burger Bodega’s Abbas Dhanani. 11 am.

Paul John Whisky Dinner Pairing at Musaafer

Paul John Indian Whisky returns to Musaafer for an exclusive dinner pairing by chef Mayank Istwal. The second edition of this annual dinner boasts six courses, each carefully complemented with a variety of specialty selections from the award-winning family of whiskies made on the Arabian coast of India. The menu will take dining back to the basics with traditional Indian classics like kebabs, curries, and biryanis to savor with the whisky. The special event will begin with a cocktail hour followed by a six-course dinner. 6:30 pm.

Curiosity Lab & Theater presents Now That You've Seen Me Naked

Drs. Percy Hinks and Adelaide Hibble are trying to win the Nobel Prize for a formula that reveals the mysterious love code. With a team of interns who reluctantly must act out various relationship scenarios to collect data, Hibble and Hinks want to prove they are legitimate researchers and not what their colleagues refer to as loony “mad scientists.” This production features hilarious, original, memorable songs and scenes that cover everything from fairytales to performance art. 7 pm (8 pm Friday; 3 & 8 pm Saturday; 3 pm Sunday).

Friday, March 10

Bridgeland presents Friday Night Bites

Bridgeland, one of the top-selling, master-planned communities in Texas, celebrates the first Friday Night Bites of 2023 this weekend. The event will feature an assortment of Houston-area food trucks and family-friendly activations, including multiple art stations, inflatables, lawn games, and live entertainment from Good Time Muffin. Guests can enjoy a diverse line-up of savory dishes from Houston favorites, including Kaow, Skye Café, Heffernan, Loaded Potato, Araguaney, Sabines and Zaab Thai. 6 pm.

Cockrell Butterfly Center Reopening at Houston Museum of Natural Science

Science “springs” to life at the Houston Museum of Natural Science (HMNS), with a museum member preview of the Cockrell Butterfly Center’s grand reopening. Explore the recently renovated rainforest conservatory and speak with Cockrell Butterfly Center manager Lauren Davidson. Or, join in the fun later on in the evening with special events including crafts, food trucks, cash bars, and endless strolls among the butterflies. Guests will even have the opportunity to release a live butterfly into its new home. 6:30 pm.

Performing Arts Houston presents Ragamala Dance Company: The Fires of Varanasi

The Fires of Varanasi is a large-scale, multidisciplinary dance work in which the choreographers (Ranee, Aparna & Ashwini Ramaswamy - mother and daughter) explore the liminal spaces in the birth-death-rebirth continuum to understand human experiences of migration - physical, cultural, emotional. French light/set designer/art director Willy Cessa has created a multi-sensory experience, while New Delhi-based visual artist Manav Gupta has designed a large-scale stage installation. 7:30 pm.

Houston Symphony presents Brahms Piano Concerto 1 & Dvořák 8

Dvořák’s enchanting Symphony No. 8 invites listeners on a sun-drenched jaunt through nature’s endless charms, and the result is joyous, uplifting, and life-affirming. Surging with youthful fire, tender passion, and thunderous power, Brahms’s Piano Concerto No. 1 looms large as one of music history’s most monumental and stunning creative achievements. Pianist Stephen Hough joins Jonathon Heyward and the orchestra, and the concerts open with Carlos’s Simon’s Beethoven-inspired Fate Now Conquers. 8 pm (2:30 pm Sunday).

Saturday, March 11

Wellfest at CITYCENTRE

CITYCENTRE will be welcoming guests this weekend to its first-ever Wellfest— a full day of approachable workouts, wellness events, and sustainable shopping in partnership with Life Time and Epic-Cycles. An event focused on bringing the community together through movement and wellness, Wellfest is free & open to anyone on any fitness journey. Guests can make their way around the plaza and experience such wellness vendors as juice and smoothie samples, massage therapists, kids programs and more. 8 am.

Houston St. Patrick’s Parade and Celebration

Even though the actual day is next Friday, POST is hosting a day full of events to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Enjoy a day full of games, food, Irish performances, drinks, and the St. Patty's Day parade, which will start and conclude at POST. There will also be bagpipe performances, an outdoor flea market, a live DJ, and more. And let’s not forget the Seltzerland festival, where attendees can spend the afternoon tasting 100+ unique hard seltzers. This event is free and open to the public of all ages. 11 am.

HTX Boss Babes Spring Fest

HTX Boss Babes and amenity-rich environment The Ion is excited to celebrate Women's History Month this March. They have curated a fun festival with 50+ women-owned businesses, including State Line Designs, Miradela, Maverick Parties, Bear Cub Leather Goods, Chauncey and Coco, A Pop of Literacy, Herr Apparel and Pristan Boutique. This festival will be a fun opportunity to shop local vendors, enjoy a lineup of female DJs and take fun photos in the installs around the Ion. 11 am.

7th Annual Hootenanny at Eureka Heights Brew Co.

It's rodeo season, which means it's time for Eureka Heights Brew Co.’s annual hootenanny. Dust off your brand-new cowboy boots and get ready for some daytime two-stepping. Country music recording artists Libby Koch and The Dealers will be coming back to perform. Their collection of originals and covers is sure to pair well with beer and BBQ. There will also be local artisan vendors, games and the glorious return of Golden Buckle, Eureka Heights’ infamous mosaic cream ale.

Sunday, March 12

Spring Forward Houston Plant Market at M-K-T

Spring forward into the season of growth and renewal with Houston Plant Market. Enjoy an open-air market featuring Houston's finest growers, gardeners, artisans, crafters, and more. Support local vendors with a variety of items including honey, candles, jewelry, and so many other goodies. And don’t forget to head to the Heart of Hou Community tent for a Springtime Scavenger Hunt adventure around M-K-T, featuring prizes from Sweetgreen, Solidcore, Union Studio Yoga, Treadwell, Cariloha, Go Easy, and Houston Botanic Garden. Noon.

The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston presents "Pipilotti Rist: Pixel Forest and Worry Will Vanish" opening day

The MFAH continues its series of grand-scale, immersive presentations with this special experience, This brings together two works from the Museum’s collections: Pixel Forest, an installation of thousands of hanging LED lights; and Worry Will Vanish, a video projection that takes viewers on a dreamlike journey through the natural landscape, the human body, and the heavens. The presentation transforms the vast, central gallery of Cullinan Hall into a cosmic destination. Through Monday, September 4. 12:30 pm.

Abstract Turntablism Workshop for Adults - The Language of Chance

Learn from artist DJ and The Orange Show artist-in-residence Maria Chavez (who will do a DJ set at Orange on Friday night) about the concepts around abstract turntablism. Get a hands-on opportunity to use turntables and vinyl records as instruments from Maria Chavez. Participants will learn about Chavez’ equipment and practice and create their own variations on the form. Participants are also invited to perform a solo abstract turntablism piece at the residency-closing recital on March 17. $10 per participant. 1 pm.

Movie Review

New thriller Crime 101 majors in cool with Hemsworth at the wheel

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Chris Hemsworth in Crime 101.

The career of actor Chris Hemsworth is a curious one, as it feels like he’s a huge star (mostly from playing Thor in Marvel movies) and not at the same time, with most of the non-MCU movies featuring him in a lead role failing to become big successes. But he still has a certain presence about him, which is why he’s being given another chance to prove his star power in the new thriller, Crime 101.

Hemsworth plays Davis, a talented thief who knows how to get what he wants without resorting to violence. When a job early in the movie turns slightly sideways, it makes him think twice about working with his handler (Nick Nolte), who seems to prefer someone with a stronger touch, like the up-and-coming Ormon (Barry Keoghan).

Davis is the main character, but two others who come into his orbit get their own subplots. Lou (Mark Ruffalo) is a slightly schlubby LAPD detective who’s convinced he knows the pattern of an unknown thief that likes to hit places close to Highway 101. Sharon (Halle Berry) works for a high-end insurance agency known for working with ultra-wealthy clients, the types who might be a great target for a thief like Davis.

Written and directed by Bart Layton, the film has a decent propulsion to it that comes with most crime thrillers. Davis and Ormon represent the yin and the yang of criminal approaches, and and it’s interesting to see the juxtaposition between the two as their simmering rivalry heats up over the course of the film. When the film commits to actually showing its crimes, it has an excitement that’s worth watching.

Unfortunately, Layton displays a real lack of focus, taking the audience into subplots with each of the three main characters that prove unnecessarily distracting. Lou’s marriage problems may explain his disheveled appearance, but there’s no need to see him deal with them with wife Angie (Jennifer Jason Leigh). Sharon’s troubles with her male-dominated company prove slightly pivotal, but still don’t merit the time put into exploring them.

The most baffling subplot is Davis pursuing a relationship with Maya (Monica Barbaro), a woman he randomly meets. At different points in the movie, including many of his interactions with Maya, Davis seems like the most uncomfortable, antisocial person in the world. And yet he somehow morphs into a suave smooth-talker who’s able to convince anyone to do what he wants at other key points, making it unclear exactly what kind of person he really is.

Hemsworth does relatively well in the lead role, but he’s still missing that certain something to make his character, and therefore the movie, truly compelling. The rest of the cast is fine, too, but each of them seem to be putting in just the minimal amount of effort to make the film watchable. Ruffalo and Barbaro come off the best, but with the talent in the cast (11 Oscar nominations and one win), they could have been used better.

Crime 101 has most of the ingredients to be another great entry in the genre, and it succeeds when it actually decides to deliver on its promise. But too much of the film is spent on things that have no real bearing on plot or character development, leaving the movie in the middle of the pack.

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Crime 101 is now playing in the theaters.

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