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    Mondo Cinema

    Watch out for the bogeywoman! Houston movie theater ghost spawns a horror thriller

    Joe Leydon
    Oct 26, 2013 | 1:26 pm

    It’s all in a day’s work for Damir Catic, senior assistant manager at the Edwards Marq*E Theater: Monitor concession sales. File employee timecards. Investigate reports of paranormal activity.

    No, seriously.

    “About three years ago here,” Catic recalled recently during an interview at his megaplex, “a customer goes to me and says, ’Sir, your theater is haunted.’ And I was like, ‘Say what?’ So I have to follow the standard procedure: I had to go into the auditorium and look for a ghost.”

    Specifically, Catic went looking for what the customer had described as “a crawling solider” who repeatedly distracted from the action on screen by “disappearing into the wall.” (And no, before you ask: The solider wasn’t brandishing a cellphone.)

    In many Hispanic households, parents often caution their own children that if they don’t behave, Maria may snatch them and claim them for her own.

    “So I go in there — and I didn’t find a crawling soldier, needless to say. Just a bunch of people watching the movie, and then looking at me, asking, ‘What are you looking for?’ And I said, ‘Ahhh, I don’t know . . .’ ”

    For days afterward, Catic regaled other theater employees with the story of his unsuccessful ghost hunt. Most of the people he spoke with were amused by his misadventure. But, much to Catic’s surprise, a few others didn’t find the talk of troublesome spirits funny at all.

    And that’s when Catic first heard about the legend he references in his debut effort as a feature filmmaker, the filmed-in-Houston Her Cry: La Llorona Investigation.

    For the benefit of those who tuned in late: La Llorona (“The Weeping Woman”) is a fearsome mythical figure — a bogeywoman, if you will — who has long loomed large in Hispanic culture throughout the United States and Latin America. There are several variations of the legend, but most involve Maria, a mysterious woman who drowned her children in a vain effort to please her significant other, and then found herself banned from heaven until she could retrieve her slain youngsters.

    In many Hispanic households, parents often caution their own children that if they don’t behave, Maria may snatch them and claim them for her own. So quiet down, respect your elders, eat your spinach and go to sleep when it’s your bedtime.

    The more he heard about La Llorona from his Hispanic employees, the more Catic was intrigued. A Bosnian émigré who had attended film school in Sarajevo before he fled his war-torn homeland in 1992, he had long wanted to direct a feature film.

    “And when I began to hear these stories,” Catic said, “of course, my mind went to work right away: ‘Hmmm. Maybe . . .’ ”

    "In a horror movie, the star of the movie is the genre itself. People don’t go to a horror movie to see who’s in it."

    Ron Gelner, Catic’s friend, co-writer and production partner, had a similar response when Catic repeated the stories to him. “I began to ask around, talking to friends and business associates,” Gelner said. “And you know what? Every Latino person I talked to knew what I was talking about when I mentioned La Llorona.”

    And so the adventure began.

    The Movie Journey

    It took more than three years of writing and re-writing, shooting and re-shooting, pre-production planning and post-production refinements, for Catic and Gelner to develop their first-time, DIY indie project from promising concept to finished product. More than once during their extended and exhausting efforts, they found themselves agreeing with the director played by Francois Truffaut as his own semi-autobiographical alter ego in Day for Night: “Making a film is like taking a stagecoach ride in the Old West. When you start, you are hoping for a pleasant trip. By the halfway point, you just hope to survive.”

    As first-time filmmakers, Catic said, “You’re always looking for perfection. Which we could not afford. I mean, I knew George Clooney wouldn’t be in the picture.

    “But I always remembered what someone told me a long time ago: ‘In a horror movie, the star of the movie is the genre itself. People don’t go to a horror movie to see who’s in it.’ ”

    “We knew what we wanted to see,” Gelner added. “And we knew what we thought the audience wanted to see.”

    Most of the actual filming was done on Sundays, Gelner said, “because that was the only day we could all get together.” They assembled a pick-up cast of local nonprofessionals with limited acting experience — and, in some cases, with extremely limited knowledge about the nuts-and-bolts of indie filmmaking. Catic recalled: “One of them asked, ‘Is this going to be done in 3D?’ I said, ‘Maybe in three years, but not 3D.’ ”

    Ultimately, however, the novice filmmakers found the actors they needed — including top-billed James Ezrin, Gabrielle Santomauro and Nichole Ceballos — to give them the performances they wanted. And they were able to complete their low-budget but high-concept flick — a “found footage” thriller about TV producers investigating reports of La Llorona sightings in an abandoned house — in time for showcasing at last spring’s WorldFest/Houston International Film Festival, where it picked up a special Gold Remi award.

    But can Her Cry: La Llorona Investigation really compete against more heavily hyped movies at the box-office? Catic thinks it has more than a ghost of a chance.

    At the Marq*E — one of seven Houston area theaters where his film is on view — Catic noted: “You see the poster in the lobby? Some people, when they walk by — they don’t want to touch it. And when I ask them about it, they don’t want to talk about it. They’ll say things like, ‘Oh, no, my mom used to warn me about [La Llorona] for years. And then I couldn’t sleep at night.’ So, you know, I think I have something here.

    “It’s funny: My goal in life has been to see a movie poster with my name on it in a movie theater. But the goal went away for 20 years. Only now it is being allowed. So if anyone ever tells you that it’s impossible — it’s possible. Follow your dream.”

    Her Cry: La Llorona Investigation movie poster

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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