Star magazine "reported" this week that Ashton Kutcher cheated on his much-older wife, Demi Moore, with some random PYT outside the paparazzi-hounded Madeo restaurant in Los Angeles.

We find it unlikely that even Kutcher would so something so stupid (and obvious), and Moore seems to agree — both stars took to their Twitter accounts to refute the report. Still, Moore felt compelled to post bikini pics of herself on her Twitter, as if to say "Obvi Ashton didn't cheat on this bangin' $300,000 bod."

We find it a touch juvenile — poor quality photos taken in the mirror with your iPhone in your own bathroom, in shades no less? Whatever happened to a good vengeful major magazine cover?