The night the marriage crumbled
Twenty seven swings? Did Elin Nordegren really count her golf club whacks atTiger Woods?
The divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is final, with official documents calling their marriage "irretrievably broken." No shit?
New reports from the infamous night that the then-Elin Woods reportedly found out her husband had been cheating on her with a harem of unsavories have the classy Swedish bombshell swinging at the golfer an impressive 27 times before he clumsily escaped in his Escalade and later crashed into a tree.
A supposed friend of Elin's told IanUndercover.com that the mother of Tiger's two young children became enraged after finding condoms in the golfer's suit pocket.
We don't so much doubt the veracity of the story — it had been widely reported that Elin chased a sleep-hazed Tiger out of the house with a golf club, doing significant damage to the house in the process — as we wonder who was keeping count. Twenty-seven times? Was she counting out loud, or is that how many visible contact wounds Tiger (deservedly) suffered?
Whatever the case, we think she was downright merciful when it came to hits-per-whore. She saved the real hit for divorce court.
