Ashton Kutcher will take center stage at Charlie Harper's funeral. Or will he?
Bye, Charlie. We'll miss you.
It came as little surprise when CBS announced that Charlie Sheen would no longer play the role of Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men, but it left the awkward question of how the character's disappearance would be explained. Solving that quandary — and preventing any potential Sheen comeback — is a report from Deadline.com that Sheen's character will be killed off in the first episode of the new season.
The writers would leave no question about the death, as the opening scene of the new season is expected to take place at Charlie Harper's funeral. Taking a page from a certain Seinfeld finale, all of the character's ex girlfriends will be in attendance. His manse will be put on the market, and among the buyers is none other than Ashton Kutcher.
Is this just another TV truemor? Says CBS president Nina Tassler, "I know that's out there, but I'm not going to confirm or deny that. The mystery is a part of the marketing." Tassler tells E! that Kutcher will depict a broken-hearted online billionaire named Walden Schmidt.
Charlie Sheen may or may not (at the moment) be on cocaine, but we're on pins and needles waiting for the two-part Sept. 19 premiere and reveal of Charlie Harper's untimely death.
Are you going to tune into the refreshed Two and a Half Men? Do you think Walden Schmidt will hook up with Holland Taylor's character? And if so, will they name their love child after Charlie Harper?
Of all the formulaic movie genres, Christmas/holiday movies are among the most predictable. No matter what the problem is that arises between family members, friends, or potential romantic partners, the stories in holiday movies are designed to give viewers a feel-good ending even if the majority of the movie makes you feel pretty bad.
That’s certainly the case in Oh. What. Fun., in which Michelle Pfeiffer plays Claire, an underappreciated mom living in Houston with her inattentive husband, Nick (Denis Leary). As the film begins, her three children are arriving back home for Christmas: The high-strung Channing (Felicity Jones) is married to the milquetoast Doug (Jason Schwartzman); the aloof Taylor (Chloë Grace Moretz) brings home yet another new girlfriend; and the perpetual child Sammy (Dominic Sessa) has just broken up with his girlfriend.
Each of the family members seems to be oblivious to everything Claire does for them, especially when it comes to what she really wants: For them to nominate her to win a trip to see a talk show in L.A. hosted by Zazzy Tims (Eva Longoria). When she accidentally gets left behind on a planned outing to see a show, Claire reaches her breaking point and — in a kind of Home Alone in reverse — she decides to drive across the country to get to the show herself.
Written and directed by Michael Showalter (The Idea of You), and co-written by Chandler Baker (who wrote the short story on which the film is based), the movie never establishes any kind of enjoyable rhythm. Each of the characters, including competitive neighbor Jeanne (Joan Chen), is assigned a character trait that becomes their entire personality, with none of them allowed to evolve into something deeper.
The filmmakers lean hard into the idea that Claire is a person who always puts her family first and receives very little in return, but the evidence presented in the story is sketchy at best. Every situation shown in the film is so superficial that tension barely exists, and the (over)reactions by Claire give her family members few opportunities to make up for their failings.
The most interesting part of the movie comes when Claire actually makes it to the Zazzy Sims show. Even though what happens there is just as unbelievable as anything else presented in the story, Showalter and Baker concoct a scene that allows Claire and others to fully express the central theme of the film, and for a few minutes the movie actually lives up to its title.
Pfeiffer, given her first leading role since 2020’s French Exit, is a somewhat manic presence, and her thick Texas accent and unnecessary voiceover don’t do her any favors. It seems weird to have such a strong supporting cast with almost nothing of substance to do, but almost all of them are wasted, including Danielle Brooks in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo. The lone exception is Longoria, who is a blast in the few scenes she gets.
Oh. What. Fun. is far from the first movie to try and fail at becoming a new holiday classic, but the pedigree of Showalter and the cast make this dismal viewing experience extra disappointing. Ironically, overworked and underappreciated moms deserve a much better story than the one this movie delivers.
Ashton Kutcher will take center stage at Charlie Harper's funeral. Or will he?
Bye, Charlie. We'll miss you.
