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Drama queen Rick Perry gossips about fake Bill White-Obama feud (with video)
Has a fierce election campaign driven Gov. Rick Perry to pitting his Democratic opponent Bill White against President Barack Obama?
Regarding White citing a busy day as his reasoning for not planning to attend a Democratic Party fundraiser in Houston headlined by an Obama appearance on Aug. 9, Perry is trying to paint the picture of a festering feud between the liberal hot shots.
"This guy is trying to shut the state down with EPA regulations, cap and trade," Perry said of Obama. "Obamacare, I've got to think, is not the most popular piece of legislation to come out of DC. I understand why Bill White doesn't want to be around him."
It's true that White hasn't embraced getting any campaign help from Obama, saying in San Antonio on Tuesday that he's not keen on star endorsements (though his campaign did play it up when Bill Clinton officially endorsed White). Perry, on the other hand, has gotten a "seal of approval" from former GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
"The only seal of approval I need are the voters," White said.
Why is Perry trying to set up the worst public feud since Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? The former Houston mayor and the president may not be BFF, but Perry's gossip about White disliking Obama could spread across the cafeteria lunchroom like wildfire, instigating a hair-pulling fight (not that White has much to pull) and cruel entries in the White House official "Burn Book".
However, we hear that White's dad basically invented toaster strudel, so he's fairly untouchable. Perhaps Perry should back down from spilling fake secrets and return to his old hobbies of dying his toupée ... er, hair ... and decorating his My Pretty Princess palace.
Watch KTRK Channel 13's Ted Oberg's report on the White, Obama and Perry drama: