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    Diana rules

    MFAH's Titian exhibition features two of the world's most important Old Masterpaintings

    Joseph Campana
    May 22, 2011 | 10:11 am
    • "Diana and Callisto," Titian, oil on canvas
    • "Diana and Actaeon," Titian, oil on canvas
    • Veronese, "Mars, Venus and Cupid," c. 1580
    • Titian, "The Virgin and Child with St. John the Baptist and an UnidentifiedSaint," c. 1515-1520
    • Lorenzo Lotto, "The Virgin and Child with Saints Jerome, Peter, Francis and anUnidentified Female Saint," about 1505
    • Jacopo Bassano, "The Adoration of the Kings," early 1540s

    What inspires an artist—beauty, passion, innocence, terror?

    For Venetian Renaissance master Titian and his contemporaries you might add martyred saints, primping courtesans, and luckless mortals tormented by fickle gods.

    While Titian shared these tastes for subjects sacred, profane, and mythological with his compatriots, you can see for yourself just how singular his canvases are in the exceptionally rare show Titian and the Golden Age of Venetian Painting on view at the Museum of Fine Arts Houston. The exhibition runs Sunday through Aug. 14.

    Titian and the Golden Age of Venetian painting offers a concentrated sample of 25 paintings and drawings from the National Galleries of Scotland. Those galleries, in addition to housing in Edinburgh an extraordinary collection of Scottish art, boast a substantial collection of European Renaissance art thanks to the Bridgewater Collection.

    The story of the collection is one of many fascinating aspects of the show. Francis Egerton, 3rd Duke of Bridgewater and industrial entrepreneur extraordinaire, assembled this collection from the liquidated holdings of the Duke of Orleans who was soon to lose his head in the French Revolution. Having survived, then, a revolution and two world wars, these masterpieces have embarked upon their first American tour, with stops in Atlanta and Minneapolis before Houston.

    The show includes works by Titian, Tintoretto, Bassano, Lotto, but the stars are two large mythological canvases featuring the Roman divinity Diana, the virgin huntress, punishing the infractions of the hunter Actaeon and the nymph Callisto. These two works were part of a six-painting cycle commissioned by Phillip II of Spain in the mid-16th century. Diana and Actaeon and Diana and Callisto have been housed since 1945 at the National Galleries of Scotland and are now being acquired from the Bridgewater family.

    What, you might wonder, is the asking price for a masterpiece by Titian? If you guessed $50 million, you’d be right. The National Galleries of Scotland teamed up with the National Gallery of London to jointly acquire Diana and Actaeon in 2008. Fundraising to purchase Diana and Callisto for another cool $50 million is ongoing.

    Edgar Peters Bowron, Audrey Jones Beck Curator of European Art at the MFAH, describes the Diana canvases as perhaps “the two most important Old Master paintings that this institution has ever shown.” Given what Bowron calls the “paucity of Titian in America,” the presence of these works in Houston is another coup for the city's arts scene.

    Titian’s Diana paintings, inspired by the Roman poet Ovid’s Metamorphoses, are indeed a marvel. If you step back and look at them together, you’ll notice how intricately paired they are, with a mountain range in the background and a stream in the foreground that seem to run from one canvas to the other. Both of course share the fury and surprise of Diana at particularly delicate moments in which an all-female space has been invaded by the presence of men.

    Diana and Actaeon shows the moment in which the hapless hunter Actaeon accidentally bursts in upon Diana as she bathes. Around the enraged goddess scatter nymphs in various states of undress, some shy, some flirtatious. The painting may not show the moment when Actaeon is transformed into a stag and ripped to pieces by his own hounds, but signatures of doom are everywhere, from Actaeon’s forlorn dog to the trees above Diana in which ominously hang the skins of deer. On one post is mounted a deer skull, as if Actaeon was already slain and flayed.

    Diana and Callisto gorgeously depicts an equally awkward and doom-portending moment. The virgin nymph Callisto has been seduced and impregnated by Jove, the rather randy king of the gods, who had a penchant for transformation and disguised himself as Diana. Diana’s virgin company is thus doubly invaded. Titian depicts a moment when the other nymphs grab hold of Callisto and reveal her swollen belly.

    Ovid’s theme was transformation, but in these works the colorful Titian is interested in moments of unexpected psychological vulnerability. If you proceed from the paintings into the small gallery stocked with drawings, you can find Callisto’s fate depicted by Domenico Campagnola. Banished from the company and protection of Diana, Callisto is transformed into a bear by Jove’s jealous wife, Juno, and later is nearly killed by her own son. Jove saves his suffering paramour by setting her in the sky as the constellation Ursa Major, otherwise known as the Big Dipper. Not all love stories end in tragedy, it seems.

    If the exploits of the gods tickle your fancy, don’t miss Titian’s vision of Venus against a gorgeous ocean of blue. Venus Anadyomene (Venus Rising from the Sea) captures the goddess of love as she wrings seawater from her hair. The further exploits of Venus captured Paolo Veronese’s imagination in Venus, Mars, and Cupid.This sultry and witty depiction of frustrated love features the adulterous Venus and Mars in a dark wood. But as Mars reaches for Venus, the antics of her son, Cupid, and a little dog draw her attention making the god of war a low priority.

    Amorous adventures (and misadventures) weren’t the only interests of Titian and his Venetian contemporaries, who were as comfortable with the profane as with the sacred.

    Most religious painters of this era had a necessarily high tolerance for grotesquerie, especially given the frequency of portraits of martyred saints. Don’t miss Giovanni Cariani’s surreally placid Saint Agatha, whose calm gaze and colorful frock belie the brutality of her martyrdom. Because she refused the advances of a Roman soldier, her breasts were cut off in the process of her torture and execution. Those breasts appear on a plate with a martyr’s palm between them.

    Tintoretto, a sometime student of Titian, crafted an extraordinary altarpiece painting of Christ Carried to the Tomb, a portion of which is on view in this exhibition. The muted palate of the work stands in contrast to the captured moment of frenetic activity around the limp body of the dead Christ. In the foreground two women attend a fainted figure, perhaps Mary, as a series of other figures appear to discuss the logistics of transport and support the body and others investigate the tomb with candles. The Venetian masters were known for their uses of color, but Tintoretto makes beauty out of the ordinary plainness of an act of care.

    Classical mythology and Christianity were at times at war in Renaissance Europe, but it is interesting to see that this Titian exhibit exposes a fundamental similarity. Both found inspiration in love.

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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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