Studies show people with advanced degrees make more money, but this might be the first example of unrestrained geek power in Hollywood.
The Big Bang Theory, CBS's Monday night comedy about a quartet of genius nerds and their beautiful, non-academic neighbor, has been picked up for syndication after three seasons in what's being called the most lucrative deal in television history. Which should make Houston's Jim Parsons (who stars on the show as nerd king Sheldon Cooper) very happy and perhaps very able to pick up many dinner checks for old friends from his Catastrophic Theatre days.
(Details of what type of syndication money Parsons will get are not yet available, but people are already congratulating him on Facebook.)
After a competitive bidding war between Fox, Tribune, FX, TBS and MTV, the series will air on Fox and TBS starting in 2011. Though the official release does not disclose details of the financial deal, Deadline reporter Nikki Finke says TBS paid $1.5 million per edisode for the cable rights and Fox took broadcast station rights for $500,000 per episode.
The $2 million total blows away both the $800,000 off-network deal FX made for Two and a Half Men in 2006 and even the $1 million per-episode take from the original run of Seinfeld on TBS.
Like Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory is produced by Chuck Lorre. It stars Parsons as Cooper (a role that earned him a Best Actor Emmy nomination in 2009) and is the highest-rated comedy on television among coveted 18-49 viewers.
There is some thought that TBS thinks highly enough of Big Bang Theory's drawing power to eventually air it at 9 p.m. as the lead in to Conan O"Brien's new TBS talk show.
One of the oddest things about the blockbuster era we live in is that while Disney owns the rights to the majority of Marvel comic book characters, Sony Pictures owns the rights to Spider-Man and any affiliated characters. Since they’re sharing Spider-Man himself with Disney, Sony has been trying to capitalize on those rights by making stand-alone films using niche characters that only comic book fanatics would know.
Having exhausted Venom and whiffed on attempts with Morbius and Madame Web, they’re trying again with Kraven the Hunter. Also known as Sergei Kravinoff, Kraven (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) is a self-styled vigilante who, as the film tells it, travels the world exacting vengeance on the truly bad people of the world. He’s the son of Nikolai (Russell Crowe), a hard-edged Russian oligarch, and brother to Dmitri (Fred Hechinger), who is relatively weak compared to the rest of his family.
The origin story has Kraven gaining his animal-like powers - including super-strength, speed, and jumping abilities - as a teenager from a mysterious serum given to him by a girl named Calypso (played as an adult by Ariana DeBose) after he was mauled by a lion. The two maintain a tenuous partnership as adults, with Calypso helping him hunt down other villains like Aleksei Sytsevich (Alessandro Nivola) and The Foreigner (Christopher Abbott).
Directed by J.C. Chandor and written by Richard Wenk, Art Marcum, and Matt Holloway, the film looks and feels enormously lazy, something made merely to hold on to potentially valuable intellectual property. Other than the tense family dynamic between the Kravinovs, little makes sense in the story. Kraven has an indecipherable moral code that has him going after poachers - because he’s part lion? - in addition to other high-powered criminals, with no clear goal except to … get back at his father?
The laziness extends to the action scenes, which feature Kraven being mostly impervious to any damage, whether it’s hand-to-hand combat, knives, or guns. The CGI-heavy scenes don’t even allow moviegoers to enjoy an R-rated bloody free-for-all, as all of the blood splatter is computer-generated, too. Since apparently one Spider-Man villain is not enough, three others make appearances with abilities that are under-explained and CGI that is poorly done.
That’s not even counting Calypso, another Spider-Man villain whose purpose in this film is nebulous at best. Her early connection with Kraven is so coincidental as to be laughable, and her continued reasons for helping him as an adult strain credulity as well. The only saving grace of her presence is that the filmmakers don’t try to shoehorn romance into the plot; perhaps they’re saving that for the (inevitable?) sequel.
Taylor-Johnson has had one of the most prolific-yet-anonymous careers in modern Hollywood, with appearances in big films like The Fall Guy, Bullet Train, and Tenet that have made very little impact. Even as the star here, he fails to hold your attention, with the story and visuals doing him no favors. DeBose has followed up her Oscar win for West Side Story with schlock like I.S.S., Argylle, and this, which doesn’t bode well for her career. At least Crowe gets to chew the scenery.
With a contractual inability to mention the name “Spider-Man,” movies like Kraven the Hunter exist in a weird area that forces filmmakers to make up stories for characters to which most people have no attachment. And just like Sony’s previous efforts, it is a very poor way to spend two hours in a movie theater; avoid at all costs.
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Kraven the Hunter opens in theaters on December 13.
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