Mystery meat & mystery woman
Surprise! Megan Fox and SPAM share a birthday — and a whole lot more
Not only is May 16 the 91st anniversary of Joan of Arc’s canonization, but today we also celebrate the births of two American icons: Megan Fox and SPAM.
Believe it or not, these two have a few things in common, and we would like to celebrate their birthdays by linking characteristics that the sultry actress and the mystery luncheon meat share. Happy Monday, y’all.
1. Both are polarizing presences on the American cultural landscape
Fox is a woman who men love to love and women love to hate. Her sexpot image draws the male demographic to her films, such as Transformers (the first and second installments). But while many men revere her beauty, many women are not as fond of Fox and the image she presents.
SPAM has also lived a life of controversy. Since its introduction in 1937, SPAM has generated great debates amongst American consumers. What is it really made of? What does SPAM really stand for? The hurricane preparedness kit staple has always been shrouded in mystery and was even the origin of the ever-so-popular moniker “mystery meat.”
2. Both have been immortalized
Fox has been featured on a plethora of “hottest” lists created by American magazines, reaching the No. 5 spot on Maxim’s 2010 Hot 100 list and winning No. 1 on Moviefone.com’s 2008 list of 25 Hottest Actors Under 25. These high honors, as well as her presence on numerous magazine covers, have made sure that Fox’s image will live on well into the future and that she will not be forgotten.
Who can argue that SPAM is not an icon? The can itself is über-recognizable, and the product has received the highest honor in popular culture: The spoof. Monty Python’s Flying Circus debuted the “Spam Skit” in 1970, and the musical Monty Python’s SPAMalot followed in 2004. Yes, SPAM is sold as official merchandise at performances.
3. Both have a lot to prove
Fox, who turns 25 today, infamously said in an Entertainment Weekly interview that she didn’t decide to become an actress to be respected for how she plays chess. While it is always great to hear an individual speak her mind and stand up for herself, Fox’s persistence in promoting her body and not her mind has many potential fans shying away. If she wishes to truly fit the mold of her idol, Angelina Jolie, then she must meet the standard halfway, relying less on her looks and finding her own niche.
SPAM, on the other hand, has had plenty of opportunity to prove itself. But, if it’s been around for over 70 years, someone must be eating it in seasons and regions where hurricanes are not a common threat. Just as many people seem to love SPAM as hate it, with some growing up frying it up in the skillet for breakfast and others being taught to avoid anything you can’t readily identify as edible. Either way, SPAM still needs to prove itself to be a viable food staple if it wishes to survive another 70 years.