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Last one to James Cameron's high-art party: Playboy goes 3-D
Playboy is jumping on the 3-D bandwagon with its June issue, which will come with 3-D glasses to make Playmate of the year Hope Dworaczyk's implants really pop. (ZING!)
The magazine is hoping to boost its steadily declining circulation with the trendtastic issue, but I know at least one person who is going to be royally pissed.
My dear old dad only has one eye, and I'll never forget his dismay when Sports Illustrated pulled the same stunt for its 2000 swimsuit issue (yeah, Playboy — you're a little late on this one).
What about the optically challenged, Playboy? Consumer Reports says they make up, like, at least five to 10 percent of people — maybe even more! You can (probably) get sued for that kind of discrimination.
I say next time you want to get real techno savvy, include a hologram.
