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    Wham, bam — thank you ma'am

    A big bang season finale: River Oaks Chamber Orchestra delivers a concert with plenty of 'tude

    Joel Luks
    Apr 22, 2013 | 10:21 am

    Clunk! Bonk! Kapow! Thwach! Vronk! Zap! Wham, bam — thank you ma'am.

    With the exception of the "thank you" part, one would think that these onomatopoeic words come straight out of a vintage Batman episode — the kind of exclamations that would appear inside spiked callouts accompanied by a wacky chordal blast courtesy of a combination of brass instruments. Oh, the good ol' days when television shows and cartoons were enlivened by real musicians.

    But no.

    When the River Oaks Chamber Orchestra curated their season finale concert, fittingly nicknamed "Big Bang," it was an allusion to percussion soloists Todd Mehan and Matt McClung as featured in the Houston premiere of Jonathan Leshnoff's Concerto for Two Percussionists, a performance that marked the ensemble's 35th commission.

    Beyond ROCO's remarkable commitment to underwrite and advocate for the creation of new music, that the virtuoso showcase was Saturday evening's pièce de résistance at the Church of St. John the Divine — followed by an encore performance at Miller Outdoor Theatre — says something about how founder and principal oboist Alecia Lawyer has conditioned her audience to attend concerts not because of familiar repertoire heard again and again, but because of the ROCO concert experience.

    Show up with an open mind and open ears.

    You don't need to become a walking encyclopedia of the history of western music or have a doctorate degree to immediately catch on to Leshnoff's compositional strategy. His vocabulary is presented clearly — not on an expensive silver platter, but more humbly on the back of a cocktail napkin — as if listeners are given a comprehensive key to decipher what sometimes can feel like cryptogram. It's all there, emended in the colorful score at the onset of the first movement, Con forza.

    No one can be a percussionist without supremacy over rhythmical matters. As such, it was expected that Mehan and McClung deliver acute accuracy. What were electrifying were the sensitive musical shapes that built an organic rise and fall during pitched and unpitched riffs, particularly in swift lines that were passed back and forth between these two friends, each of whom was surrounded by a complex web of instruments de baterie on opposites side of the stage.

    Lawyer's oboe airs in The Dove crooned a nostalgic lament suffused with unexpected imagistic effects. In The Nightingale, Jennings flutings glistened with golden pixie dust.

    Bowed vibraphones and crotales, tuned gongs, tribal bongos, toms and many mallet changes . . . call it a graceful, tuneful choreography of athletic proportions that dished a feast for the ears as much as for the eyes. More of that song and dance was tapped for the encore on marimba, Bach's Prelude and Fugue No. 2 in C minor, BWV 847, in which gorgeous dynamic swells, harmonic lyricism and light-hearted twirls earned yet another standing ovation for the players.

    Another first for ROCO was guest maestro André Raphel, who has been described as a "demonstrative conductor who is physically drawn into the music" (New York Times). It could be that Raphel is accustomed to moving mountains — aka large ensembles like the New York Philharmonic, where he served as assistant conductor to Kurt Masur, and the Philadelphia Orchestra, where we worked alongside Wolfgang Sawallisch. ROCO, in contrast, doesn't need much in terms of demonstrative gestures to get going.

    Whereas it may have been appropriate for Beethoven's Coriolan Overture, the surprise opener not listed on the playbill, to lag slightly behind the ictus (it is after all German music after a Roman tragic leader written the grave key of C minor), Mendelssohn's sprightly Symphony No. 4 in A major "Italian" beseeched to bulliently frolic forward in the Allegro vivace. It just didn't.

    Though elegant, poised and precise, this chamber orchestra's silky strings are much more limber than what was offered in this nearly pedantic interpretation. Less is more: There's no need to beat four to a bar — and I believe Benjamin Zander would agree.

    To a lesser extent, the middle movements suffered from a similar malaise. Yet once the tempo of the fourth movement Saltarello and Tarantella settled, the zippy peasant dance was everything this wicked triple-meter finale should be: Head banging, hopping fun with coquettish flutes — kudos to Christina Jennings and Jennifer Keeney — and flirtatious winds.

    Respighi's Gli uccelli (The Birds), a piece mused by 17th century European music traditions, was surely the tiramisu (plus espresso and almond biscotti) of this Italian-themed musicale. Lawyer's oboe airs in The Dove crooned a nostalgic lament suffused with unexpected imagistic effects. In The Nightingale, Jennings flutings glistened with golden pixie dust. Reminiscent of a subdued I pini di Villa Borghese from Pines of Rome, The Cuckoo charmed with fluttering textures, adorable wind fragments and cute celeste chirps.

    The Hen on the other hand, as pugnacious as she is, well, I hope she finds herself in a chicken parmigiana. At least then she will be enjoyable. Albeit brilliantly executed, this feathered high and might diva, as depicted in the score, isn't meant to be liked.

    Too much 'tude here. Then again, the concert had plenty of that as well. But that's a good thing.

    The River Oaks Chamber Orchestra (ROCO) performing "Big Bang" at the Church of St. John the Divine. Percussion soloists Todd Mehan and Matt McClung were showcased in the Houston premiere of Jonathan Leshnoff's Concerto for Two Percussionists.

    River Oaks Chamber Orchestra Big Bang percussion concerto
    Photo by Jeff Grass
    The River Oaks Chamber Orchestra (ROCO) performing "Big Bang" at the Church of St. John the Divine. Percussion soloists Todd Mehan and Matt McClung were showcased in the Houston premiere of Jonathan Leshnoff's Concerto for Two Percussionists.
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    Movie Review

    Meta-comedy remake Anaconda coils itself into an unfunny mess

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 2:30 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
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    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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