Boyz II men: the new class
Watch out, promiscuous PTO moms and candy shop seductresses: tween pop sensation Justin Bieber is here to say that he likes his ladies smart, sexually seasoned and, yes, geriatric.
When asked, "What kind of girls do you like?" by The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck in his recent appearance on the show, he stuttered before articulately laying the facts on the table.
"I'm into people, that, like, you know, like, Barbara Walters."
The TV journalism maven coyly responded, "Just put your head on my shoulder. Mama will take care of everything."
The crowd roared at Bieber's admiration. Baba Wawa batted her eyelashes in the Canadian crooner/croaker's direction and proclaimed, "You're very grown up."
The 16-year-old bubblegum boy toy was born the year The View debuted, and sports a prepubescent Ken doll style, with a soft complexion that somewhat resembles a lump of sugar cookie dough. His androgynous vocal range may turn off some, but it appears that Walters is down to clown.
Before his stage appearance, she commented, "He's the most adorable, mature young man. He knows what he's doing."
The confirmed teen sensation's debut EP, "My World," sold 1.2 million copies and his first full-length album, "My World 2.0" dropped on Tuesday. Bieber is preparing to kick off a tour that will land him at Madison Square Garden — but we'll have our eyes on Barbara and her twink slave scouting retirement condos in Florida.