Losing by four votes
Moscow's cold glamour edges out Houston's imported working girls in world oilcongress race
We blame Doha.
With next year's World Petroleum Congress set for the luxe paved desert city in Qatar, it's hard to blame the voting members planning the next international mega conference for going in a different direction.
With Houston, Bogota, and Moscow up for hosting duties in 2014, the competition was tight. After all, only every three years does this prestigious event gather heads of state and leaders in the fields of energy and technology, with delegates from 63 countries representing 95 percent of global oil and gas production and consumption.
Each potential host city threw an over-the-top rager, with Houston's blowout in Beijing this month — because when discussing global energy issues, the ability to party hard is paramount.
Especially since the 2011 Doha Congress could be fairly tame. In Doha, only restaurants and bars attached to international hotels are allowed to serve alcohol (not that we think this will stop the illustrious WPC delegates).
So in the end, Moscow's mafia millions and frenetic clubbing scene edged out Houston's down-home hospitality (and our imported hookers), with the vote going for the Russians over Houston 24-20. (Bogota got six votes in the first round before being dropped.)
Sure, Moscow's one of the most expensive cities in the world, but no one in this crowd is hurting. Temperatures, however, are another matter. While the December trip to Doha should keep temperatures in the mild 50s and 60s, fall in Moscow means lows in the 30s and an average of under four hours of sunlight per day. (The congress is tentatively scheduled for Sept. 28-Oct. 2, 2014.)
So WPC delegates, enjoy your vodka, your borscht and your scantily clad blondes. Us Houstonians are cool with our margaritas, our barbecue, our patio weather and our less-scantily-clad bottle blondes.